Danabelle in Natural Shorts

I'd like to kick PETA's ass.

PETA should just crawl under a rock and die. Or they could keel over and die or something or other.

Speaking as a former vegan (Yes, I was a vegan. But then I realized how awesome and yummy steak is.), I've seen both sides, so shut up and listen to me, before you start becoming all activistic on my ass.

PETA as it seems is asking my best friends Ben & Jerry to use BREAST MILK for their ice cream.

Ok, now I'm not the type who gets easily squeamish, but this just crosses the line... I mean, c'mon now... Human secretion in my ice cream (pronounced as creeehhhhmmm). WTF??? No, thank you.

Of course you'd say, oh but it's natural. It's blarflarnyarmlarglar... Cram it. I'm not eating no stranger's breastmilk. Processed or unprocessed. That's just gross. Natural, my butt. You know what else is natural? Licking someone's sweat... Yeah. Or swallowing some stranger's manjuice. How's that for natural, you activistic sons of beeshes?

Oh and by the way, I like leather bags. Oh wait did I say like, I mean love. I loooooove leather bags. And furcoats.

F you. Messin' with my bestfriends and my ice crehmm... Oh it's on. This means war.

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Anyhoos, enough talk of INEDIBLE things... Let's talk about INCREDIBLE things!

I want to try MIRACLE FRUIT!

I imagine it'd be like a rainbow exploding in your mouth.

http://flavortripping.wordpress.com/

I should find out where I can get this and host a flavor trippin' party.

Deyyym. That tiny red berry is just off the hook.

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For the past few days I've been fantasizing about my wedding.

Yes. It's a beach wedding. It's absolutely gorgeous. The color palette includes deep turquoise, black and brown, with a touch of green and champagne.

Image courtesy of Google

It's small, just super close friends and family. But there's a twist...

I get stood up by my groom, left standing in the lurch. Isn't that fabulous?

Haha. Tsk.

What? I like to mentally prepare myself for the worst things so that when it does happen I'm just all cool and stuff.

And yes, I'm insane. I think we've already established that a long time ago.

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Ba't ganon? Ikaw pa ngayon ang nagmamalaki.

Hayyysss.

You're making it seem like I killed you or stole from you or cheated on you or... Or... Or...

Anak ng topak naman. Ano ba?!?!

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I'm hella excited for a few things. :) Hihihi.

First off, the strobing thing is on, babe. It's on and poppin'.

Second, I've finally realized all the things that I need to do in order to get the llaneraflash working like it's supposed to.

Third, I've finally found the perfect device to make the hulighthoop a little more compact and mobile. :) Oh happy day!

Fourth, lensbahbeh, I love you. I shall see you soon. Ahihihi. You just have to make yourself available na. Dali na. Puh-leeeaaazzzeee. Optic swap lovin'... Mmmm.

Fifth, my webbysitey is gonna be launching soon. Wait for it! :D Yayyy!

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Dear Shitbuddy,

Thanks for everything. I mean that. I usually don't remember shit. But I remember that the shit kind of hit the fan yesterday and I just want to say thank you for that. Remember, I'm here for you and your shit, too. Anytime.


Shitty As Always,
D.

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I was re-reading old blogs and comments...

Natural, ganon naman talaga ako.

Then I started to get a little agitated...

Natural, normal na reaction yun sa mga nakita ko.

Pero nalungkot ako ng konti.

Natural, nakakalungkot naman kasi eh.

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I have to make turquoise colored fondant flowers for the shoot today. I hope I finish.

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BTW, I have a TM (Talent Manager) now, naturally. It was bound to happen. Hehehe.

So, for any type of Photography-related services and stuff, please contact Miss Bambit.

http://bambit.multiply.com

LOL.

Kisses!