Dear Better-Than-You, Sore-Loser, Babaw and everyone in between:

Better-Than-You, grabe ka naman... Nasabihan ka lang ata ng nanay mo na isa kang matalino at talentadong bata, ganyan na agad kalaki ang ulo mo. Huyyy. Magtigil ka nga. You talk AT me as if feeling mo mae-enlighten ako sa sinasabi mo. FYI, off topic ka, first of all. Second, ano ba ang gusto mong mahuling reaction mula sa akin?

"OMG! You are so right. I'm so wrong! Grabe ang tali-talino mo talaga."? Ganyan ba?

Pfsh.

Newsflash, hindi ako tanga. And you're no better than the rest of us. Ang yabang mo. And you're the worst kind. Yung kunwari hindi mayabang pero naguumapawan ang hangin, so much so, that kung gagamitin ang hangin mo sa windmills, the whole world would never run out of electricity. Sorry ka, kita ko ang kalaliman ng budhi mo. Tsaka ano ba ang gripe mo sa'kin? Naiinggit ka ba? Nat-threaten ka because somehow biglang merong mas humigit sa'yo? Just because I don't like to be wasteful and I use all that I've been given at my disposal doesn't mean that I'm an arrogant whore.

It could, but who the f cares? Ikaw lang. Ikaw lang ang ganon kababaw para pakielaman ang pinaka-maliit na bagay na pagkawalang kwenta. Instigator ka pang leche ka. Akala ko ba mananahimik ka lang? Ba't di mo gawin? Manahimik ka na.

Oh and just for the record... Look back at how this all started and remember who was right there with you. Arrogant as that may sound. Remember that. And let that count for something.

Sore-Loser, ano ka ba? Natalo ka. Tumawa ka. Ako pag natatapilok, nadadapa, at kung ano-ano pa, tumatawa ako. Ba't di mo subukan? Kesa yang ibinubunton mo yang galit mo sa mga sa tingin mo ang may sala sa pagkaka-dapa mo. Puchanggala, akala mo ba siningle-out ka para pag mukhain kang tanga? Hindi. I can't be bothered to CARE ENOUGH to actually think of such a scheme. And so now that we've established that this was not personal, why the f are you making such a big ruckus about all of it? Anong meron? Ano bang problema mo? Sobrang liit ba talaga ng mundo na ginawa mo nang buhay ang Multiply kaya ka nagpapa-apekto dito? Shite. It's a site. I could say anything and everything I want and what does it matter? It's a friggin' site. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. SERIOUSLY, ano ba?

Babaw, pusanggala. Get over it. At kung ayaw mo, magsama kayo ni Sore-Loser. Seryosohan ba ang gusto mo? Eto seryoso, wag kang plastik. Kung may problema ka sabihin mo sa'kin ng diretsahan. What do you want from me? Do you need me to beg? Do you want me to get down on my knees and beg? For what? Hindi kita dini-discredit, I'm just saying na napakababaw. Ang babaw. Ang babaw! Ang babaw!!!

Everyone in between, tsk. How dare you? How do you dare? The way you spit out words as if you know me. Sino ka ba? Ni hindi mo nga ako kilala, kung makapagsalita ka akala mo you're the keeper of all that is good and schmoly. Oh and by the way, so what? Ano ba talaga ang punyetang problema? Oh... Oh... You don't get it. Hindi mo maintindihan ba't ganto ako? Ba't napakaweird ko? Ba't napakasama ko? Ba't napakaarte ko? Ba't napakayabang ko? Hindi mo maintindihan, kaya ka naiinis... Eh pero yun naman pala eh. Hindi mo maintindihan... Ako pag hindi ko naiintindihan, nagtatanong ako. Either that or nananahimik na lang ako. Kasi hindi ko maintindihan eh. Diba? Mas mabuting manahimik na lang pag ganon?

Oh and by the way, just in case, it wasn't already clearly evident I'm writing to no one specific and at the same time everyone in general. So if you think na ikaw itong tinutukoy ko... Siguro nga ikaw na yun.

How gloriously narcissistic... Tsk.


As Always,
D.