Disgraceful Tukso

M: So the shoot never happened.
D: No... Unfortunately, I was too chicken. Still am. Hahaha.
M: Akala ko ako lang ang chicken. Haha.
D: Haha. Ewan ko ba. Brave lang ako with friends, pero pag hinarap mo ako sa crush, I melt. And I get all flustered... Like a girl. Hahaha.
M: Ako din mahina sa tuksuhan.
D: Me, too! Ayokong ayoko ng tinutukso sa crush. Or kahit kanino... Weird no?
M: Is that why we're single? Kasi ayaw natin patukso?
D: Aha! You might be onto something there. Maybe kung hindi tayo coward masyado, we'd be dating left and right. Hahaha.
M: Exactly! Hindi tayo patukso and hindi tayo MATUKSO. Patukso ka na kasi, ikaw din. Hahaha.
D: Hahaha. I don't know... I grew up outside of the philippines, where it was acceptable for girls to make the first move... Pero wala... Malanding makahiya talaga akey. Ahahaha.
M: Hay nako, you're a disgrace to the word malandi.

Nyahahaha.