The Things I Think But Do Not Say v.November

1. Hi. You're full of shit. That's ok. I'm full of shit, too. But see, I'm actually kind of smart... So my crap is sort of better than yours.

2. I feel sorry for the likes of you. You think you're better than everyone else... And you know what? You probably are. But the problem is that you're also naiive. You think it's all rainbows and lollipops and while there's really nothing wrong with that, one of these days someone is going to step on your tiny little toe and depression is going to hit you like a bitchslap on a summer day in a jailcell in Timbuktu.

3. It's funny how you talk down to me like I'm stupid... I would laugh, but since I'm stupid, I didn't get the joke.

4. Just because you know me doesn't mean that we're friends. My life is an open book, everybody knows me. So don't be all smug thinking we're interconnected or what not. ...We're not.

5. Wow. Ok. No.

6. You're an arrogant son of a gun aren't you? Just so you know you're not that great. Step down your imaginary pedestal and remove your paper crown. You look like an ass.

7. I can actually see your head get bigger with every compliment that you receive. Right now, it looks as if it's just about ready to explode.

8. Stop fishing. It's unattractive. And your false humility isn't coating any of it...

9. I'm weird. You don't have to like it. ...You don't need to talk either. I don't need your opinion. Take your thoughts and shove it where the sun don't shine.

10. There are times when I'm just in no mood to socialize and so it's probably not about you... Sadly, there really is no way for you to find out whether I'm just being moody or I simply don't like you. Tough beans, buddy.