WINTER
At ayun na nga... Hindi ako mapakali. Minahal pala n'ya ako all that time... Ang tanga tanga ko lang at hindi ko napansin.
Ok na sana... Madali lang naman magmove on. Gwapo naman ako at macho pa. Ok na sana, pero binigay pa sa'kin ng tadhana ang VIP seats sa Sunny & Summer Show.
Bussett.
(In the classroom, Winter is seated behind both Sunny & Summer)
Sunny
Summer, chocolates for you.
Summer
Sunny cherie... Merci.
Hindi ko maintindihan kung anong nagustuhan ni Summer kay Sunny. Eh bukod sa overrated ang kagwapuhan n'ya... Medyo bobo pa.
(Scenes of Sunny being an idiot.)
Bastos pa.
(Scenes of Sunny being a jerk.)
Hindi lang yun... Maliit pa ang kanyang ehem.
(Winter is at the school gym' shower with Sunny and he inadvertently sees Sunny's Little Tiny Tim.)
Actually... I'm lying. Ang totoo n'yan. Matalino si Sunny.
(Scenes of Sunny being a model student.)
Gentleman.
(Scenes of Sunny being a gentleman.)
At ... nakakainsecure s'ya.
(Same shower scene but this time, Winter inadvertently sees Sunny's giant and is seen feeling rather self-conscious.)
Bitter lang ako. Kasi ako dapat ang mahal ni Summer. AKO! Pero... Kahit anong gawin ko... Wala na si Summer sa'kin.
Kahit anong pagpapa-cute at pagpapa-cool ang gawin ko.
(Winter goes to school trying different types of "scene" looks from rockstar to emo to preppy to James Bond-like. )
Kahit anong pagpapa-pansin.
(Scenes of Winter trying to get Summer's attention, but Summer doesn't seem to notice.)
(At home, Winter is seen watching television that is showing the Axe commercial.)
Naligo din ako sa Axe, para may Axe effect...
(Winter is seen buying a cartful of Axe deo at the grocery.)
Pero wala din.
(Winter goes to school bathed in cologne and all the other girls follow him, but Summer seems unfazed.)
Kay Sunny na talaga s'ya...
Na-depress ako.
(Timelapse scene of Winter not leaving his bedroom, just walking around, or sitting down, or lying in bed crying.)
...At nagsuicide ako.
(Winter is seen jumping off a bulding but is halted in mid-air.)
Joke lang.
(Winter's monologue seen brightens.)
Ano ako? Bale? Pfsh. Sasayangin ko ba ang kagwapuhan kong ito? Ng dahil lang sa isang makulit na babaeng kulot ang buhok, na baluktot magsalita, at amoy kape at yosi? Hindi siguro.
Nagka-girlfriend ako... Yung bago kong seatmate si Des, short for December.
Wow. What a bombshell.
(Slow motion scene of December being all sexayyy.)
But don't let all that sexiness fool you... Let me tell you, she's all kinds of crazy.
(Winter's "suicide jump" in mid-air plays again. As it appears, He and December are basejumping.)
Ang sarap n'ya sa kama... Ehem. Este ang sarap n'yang kasama.
(Scenes of Winter and December having uhmm ... fun.)
Sweet s'ya.
(December touches Winter in his nice parts while in the classroom and Winter is taken aback.)
...Pero... Hindi s'ya si Summer.
(Winter and December are seen in the garden.)
Winter
Des, I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
December
I'll take it however you want me to, honey.
Winter
Des, seryoso.
December
I am serious, baby...
Winter
Des, I don't think I'm being fair to you.
December
You naughty boy! Go to my room.
Winter
(Exasperated) DES! Teka lang. Ang gulo mo... Nakikipag-break na ako.
December
(Flippantly) Ok. Now let's go have some breakup sex.
Winter
Ha? Des, teka, what?
December
(Enunciates) Break-up sex.
Winter
Puro ka na lang sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
December
Teka, baket ikaw ang galit, ikaw ang nakikipagbreak... Tsaka teka, enjoy ka naman eh.
Winter
(Sheepishly) Sorry. Yeah, pero... Break na tayo.
December
Kaya nga break-up sex eh.
Winter
Wag ganon. Hindi ako ganon.
December
Eh ganon ako eh. Wala kang magagawa.
Winter
No.
December
Yes.
Winter
NO!
December
(Feeling hot and bothered) Yes!!!
Winter
December, I said, "No."
December
(As if she's having an orgasm) Yes!
Winter
(Looks at her weirdly but continues on to say:) No.
December
Oh yes, yes, yes!!! (December walks away.) Bye, baby.
Winter
(Still sitting in the garden looks bewildered.) What happened here? ...I feel so used.
At ayun na nga... Hindi ako mapakali. Minahal pala n'ya ako all that time... Ang tanga tanga ko lang at hindi ko napansin.
Ok na sana... Madali lang naman magmove on. Gwapo naman ako at macho pa. Ok na sana, pero binigay pa sa'kin ng tadhana ang VIP seats sa Sunny & Summer Show.
Bussett.
(In the classroom, Winter is seated behind both Sunny & Summer)
Sunny
Summer, chocolates for you.
Summer
Sunny cherie... Merci.
Hindi ko maintindihan kung anong nagustuhan ni Summer kay Sunny. Eh bukod sa overrated ang kagwapuhan n'ya... Medyo bobo pa.
(Scenes of Sunny being an idiot.)
Bastos pa.
(Scenes of Sunny being a jerk.)
Hindi lang yun... Maliit pa ang kanyang ehem.
(Winter is at the school gym' shower with Sunny and he inadvertently sees Sunny's Little Tiny Tim.)
Actually... I'm lying. Ang totoo n'yan. Matalino si Sunny.
(Scenes of Sunny being a model student.)
Gentleman.
(Scenes of Sunny being a gentleman.)
At ... nakakainsecure s'ya.
(Same shower scene but this time, Winter inadvertently sees Sunny's giant and is seen feeling rather self-conscious.)
Bitter lang ako. Kasi ako dapat ang mahal ni Summer. AKO! Pero... Kahit anong gawin ko... Wala na si Summer sa'kin.
Kahit anong pagpapa-cute at pagpapa-cool ang gawin ko.
(Winter goes to school trying different types of "scene" looks from rockstar to emo to preppy to James Bond-like. )
Kahit anong pagpapa-pansin.
(Scenes of Winter trying to get Summer's attention, but Summer doesn't seem to notice.)
(At home, Winter is seen watching television that is showing the Axe commercial.)
Naligo din ako sa Axe, para may Axe effect...
(Winter is seen buying a cartful of Axe deo at the grocery.)
Pero wala din.
(Winter goes to school bathed in cologne and all the other girls follow him, but Summer seems unfazed.)
Kay Sunny na talaga s'ya...
Na-depress ako.
(Timelapse scene of Winter not leaving his bedroom, just walking around, or sitting down, or lying in bed crying.)
...At nagsuicide ako.
(Winter is seen jumping off a bulding but is halted in mid-air.)
Joke lang.
(Winter's monologue seen brightens.)
Ano ako? Bale? Pfsh. Sasayangin ko ba ang kagwapuhan kong ito? Ng dahil lang sa isang makulit na babaeng kulot ang buhok, na baluktot magsalita, at amoy kape at yosi? Hindi siguro.
Nagka-girlfriend ako... Yung bago kong seatmate si Des, short for December.
Wow. What a bombshell.
(Slow motion scene of December being all sexayyy.)
But don't let all that sexiness fool you... Let me tell you, she's all kinds of crazy.
(Winter's "suicide jump" in mid-air plays again. As it appears, He and December are basejumping.)
Ang sarap n'ya sa kama... Ehem. Este ang sarap n'yang kasama.
(Scenes of Winter and December having uhmm ... fun.)
Sweet s'ya.
(December touches Winter in his nice parts while in the classroom and Winter is taken aback.)
...Pero... Hindi s'ya si Summer.
(Winter and December are seen in the garden.)
Winter
Des, I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
December
I'll take it however you want me to, honey.
Winter
Des, seryoso.
December
I am serious, baby...
Winter
Des, I don't think I'm being fair to you.
December
You naughty boy! Go to my room.
Winter
(Exasperated) DES! Teka lang. Ang gulo mo... Nakikipag-break na ako.
December
(Flippantly) Ok. Now let's go have some breakup sex.
Winter
Ha? Des, teka, what?
December
(Enunciates) Break-up sex.
Winter
Puro ka na lang sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
December
Teka, baket ikaw ang galit, ikaw ang nakikipagbreak... Tsaka teka, enjoy ka naman eh.
Winter
(Sheepishly) Sorry. Yeah, pero... Break na tayo.
December
Kaya nga break-up sex eh.
Winter
Wag ganon. Hindi ako ganon.
December
Eh ganon ako eh. Wala kang magagawa.
Winter
No.
December
Yes.
Winter
NO!
December
(Feeling hot and bothered) Yes!!!
Winter
December, I said, "No."
December
(As if she's having an orgasm) Yes!
Winter
(Looks at her weirdly but continues on to say:) No.
December
Oh yes, yes, yes!!! (December walks away.) Bye, baby.
Winter
(Still sitting in the garden looks bewildered.) What happened here? ...I feel so used.
So at the rate that I'm going, matatapos ko siguro ang screenplay na 'to sa year 2099.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ituloi n to
ReplyDeleteItinutuloy na eh...
ReplyDeleteHehehe.
SCENE 2 na nga oh!
Mishu, Pepey. Mwah.
ayos!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Entertaining! Best screenplay for 2099! :-)
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