Danabelle in April Foolish Shorts

I wish everyday were April Fool's Day.

Wala lang.

Gusto ko lang...

Angal ka?

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Wow. So I missed shorting... I haven't done this in what seems like forever.

I guess, I just wasn't inspired enough.

Well, gone are those days.

We are entering the age of the shorts. The age of MY shorts. My awesome shorts.

Bow down and kiss my shorts, peasants... That or in the words of a very wise man, you can also opt to EAT MY SHORTS.

Also, don't have a cow, dude.

...I have no idea what I'm typing.

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Anyhoos...

Let's see...

Yesterday, a window popped on my screen from this guy...

...whom I didn't know. He was added on my list, but I just couldn't remember who he was or how I met him.

...Aaanyway. I started talking to him like I knew him as well. I was too shy to ask who he was because he seemed to know me so intimately. It went on and on... Until I finally couldn't take it and I finally asked him who he was and how we met.

He laughed, because apparently, he knew that I had no idea who he was and he was testing how long it would be before I could find out.

Turns out we met online (Still don't remember how) a year ago (...Really don't remember it at all.)

Funny thing, he asked me how my boyfriend was because he was fishing for information... I told him I didn't have one to which he responded with:

"Pihikan ka kasi."

...I always get this. Why does everybody assume that? Even people I've never met, assume it. I'm starting to wonder if they're right. ...Of course, I don't even know what "pihikan" really means. I mean, I have an idea of what it means, but I'm not sure. Hmmm...

Oh and then he also said, I must be looking for Mr. Right; which I admitted. He laughed and said, Mr. Right doesn't exist.

I refuse to believe him. Mr. Right is out there...

...Probably on a date with Miss Right is where he is.

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Oooh!

Today, I bought a shaverthingymajig.

Yeah. That's right. Mimi's getting a make-over. Haha. Imma heart-shape her is what I'm gonna.

...I'd show you pictures, but seerussly, I care for y'all too much to actually subject you to looking at my heart-shaped shaven bajingo.

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Speaking of bajingos...

We're selling our BMW.

(Anong konek?)


1989, BMW, 535i, four-door with sunroof, it's in good condition considering it's age. It's also been registered and it's going for hella cheaps, son.

Up for grabs for AED6k or best offer.

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Speaking of best offers...

Hayyysss... How foolish would it be to turn down an offer. A good offer. A unique, once-in-a-lifetime-offer. Pretty foolish I would say.

...I mean c'mon. What could you lose?

Nada.

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Oooh!!!

My brother's got a new site.

http://kokoscouture.blogspot.com/

Check it ahhhwwttt!

It's hawwwtttt.

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Oh and last night... I got addicted to this app on Facebook called Pet Society. (Si Kritters kasi.)

So all y'all Facebook friends... Join and get a pet.

My pet's called Anyanka. Visit me sometime. Hehehe.

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"Eversince I was a baby girl I had a dream. Cinderella theme, crazy as it seems."

...So this is love... Mm-hmm-mmm-hmm... So this is loooove.

"I finally stopped tripping on my youth."

Wow. Di lang talaga trip. Semplang, men. SEMPLANG.

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I wish everyday was April Fool's Day...

That way I could tell you that I love you over and over again without having to be embarassed, because you wouldn't believe me even if it were true...

Lovelovelovelove.