There should be a law against using way too much bronzer in the fall. Of course if there was, I'd probably be in jail... Which probably would be better than sitting in front of my work computer whilst almost half the country is off on vacation.
Now of course there are other people who are also stuck at work, but I'm sure they're probably not wearing as much bronzer as me. I am bordering being sunkissed and looking like an oompa loompa. That's not to say that I look terrible. I look fantastic. If there were an oompa loompa beauty contest, I would win that hands down. Of course I am taller than the regular oompa loompa... And I don't have green hair. But regardless, I am rocking this shimmering golden look. ...If only it were summer then this get-up would have been most believable...
Ah... Make-up. If I were to tell you that I dream of make-up all day would you believe me? I'm sure that you would, but that's really not true. And contrary to popular belief I'm not as shallow as everyone would like to believe. I think of other things, like how genius it is to have greens and blues and purples as 2008's fall colors. It's a season of change and what a beautiful change that really is. Of course that's not to say that the main conventional colors aren't still there. They are, but the mix-up is just fabulous. It's like a fall party right there in your wardrobe.
There should be a word describing how badly I cope with things. Funny, because despite everything, I still feel like a wreck... But that's fine, I guess. I'm sure piling on the bronzer will be able to mask everything else.
i'm part of the other half too.. :(
ReplyDelete... but without bronzer... :D
LOL. what a beautiful oompa loompa you must be!
ReplyDeletehaha I like your title..
ReplyDeleteAwww. Poor you.
ReplyDeleteNyahahaha. But see, I was right... I'm the only one na nagw-work ngayon with way too much bronzer on. LMAO.
Hahaha. Why yes, I am. :) LMAO.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it fab? Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteyeah, work sucks!
ReplyDeletebut an oompa loompa sould be a wreck. it performs witty songs about mischievous children like me. hehe. any candies for me?
ReplyDeleteTsk. It's sucks major butt. Bussett. Hayyysss.
ReplyDeleteStarts singing: Oompa Loompa doompa dee dah...
ReplyDeletesleepy much? LOL.
ReplyDeletei meant 'shouldn't be'. haha.
Blahahaha. Either way it kind of meant sense, though. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteBissou!