Danabelle in Expiring Strobist Shorts

Yes. I'm an aspiring strobist. And these are expiring shorts.

Hence, the title.

My first attempt:

Strobistbelle's "A Strobist and a Laptop" v.1

What? This is like a strobeginner's rekyoorment. LOL.

Ekyoopment: Nikon D300, Nikkor 18-55mm Kitlens, Teatah's Tripod, Hella cheaps eBay Triggers (Yayyy. I love you.), Hella old Yashica Flash (We rollin' old school, bahbeh.)

I'll re-do this once I get the other flashes, which I can't buy right now, buhcauzzz I have no moooowwwneeehhh...



Yuh... I's poorszs. You pity the poorszs, k? Saysss it like teh Mr. T. --- "I pity the poor who don't have no mowneh! I do! I pity the poor."

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I was telling a friend yesterday night about the stages of being broke.

1st stage:
This is when you're all depressed and you're like, "Huhuhu. I have no mowwwnnneeehhh."

2nd stage:
This is when you're all angry and you're like, "Frick! Frick! Frickity Frick! I have no mowwwwnnnneeeehhhh. I hatechu! I hatechu! I hate e'rybody."

3rd stage:
This is when you go kinda crazy and you just laugh about it all like, "Nyahahaha. I have no mowwwnnnneeeehhhh. LMAO. Blahahaha. OMGWTFLOLlipop! Nyarflarharharhar."

Right now, I'm at the 3rd stage.

Nyahahaha. Blahahaha. LMAO. Nyarflarharharhar. Pwahahahahekehemehemgaaahhhh... What the? Who are you? Why are you all dressed in white? That's a huge butterfly net! Hey, where are you taking me?! What are you doing with that straight jacket?!?! No! Nooo! Nooo!!!!

...

O hai. I'sss in teh loony binzsz. Comeszs to visit sometimexsz please. Kthxbai!

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Oooh! Oooh! Jokes!!!

Friggin' corny, but it made me laugh --

Bata: Mommy, ano yang nasa loob ng tiyan mo?
Mommy: Kapatid mo yan, baby.
Bata: Mahal mo ba s'ya?
Mommy: Oo naman! Mahal na mahal!
Bata: Weeehhh... Ba't mo s'ya kinain?

Nyahahaha.

Oh and this one's for Dox --

Bata: Daddy, daddy! Totoo bang may multo?
Daddy: Anak, hindi totoo yan...
Bata: Talaga, Daddy? Promise?
Daddy: Promise. Sino ba nagsabi sa'yo na may multo?
Bata: Si Yaya!
Daddy: Anak... Wala ka naman yaya, eh. Nayyyy!

LMAO.

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Sooo... I learned today that the nightmares that I sometimes get are not actually nightmares. It's called sleep paralysis. So, to date, I've never actually had a nightmare. Ever. So, I hope I never ever get one. Ever...

Oh wait... I've had one nightmare... My ex.

Blahahaha. I made a funny. LOL.

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Oooh. I also learned that Nicolette Sheridan is actually 44 years old. Wow.

I wish my body would look that good when I'm 44.

Oh wait... My body doesn't even look that good now. Asa pa ako.

Nyahahaha.

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I've been meaning to say this... But I just haven't been able to. Mostly because I like people to swim in confusion. So I let them drown in it. When they've finally made it back to the bank of understanding... That's when I start to explain. But not fully. Just a little bit so they can go back to drowning in confusion.

Here is that time...

When we were arguing, I felt that definitive need to defend myself... But then I figured ehhh... Why bother? So I just kept quiet. You'll always believe what you want to believe anyway. So, I'll just revel in the fact that you're wrong and I'm right.

Blahahaha. Drown, animal ka, drown!!! LMAO.

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Oooh!!!

I learned today that the Visayan word for confused is "libog". *Snickers.*

Sooo...

I love being confused. = Mahilig akong nalilibog.
I am always confused = Lagi akong libog.
I am so friggin' confused. = Libog na libog na ako!

Awesome!

Blahahaha.

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Thursday na bukas! Yayyy!!!

I love love love Thursday.

I love Wednesday because it means it'll be Thursday soon.

I love love love today.

I love you today. Today, you are love.

Blahahaha. IDK. Rawrrr.

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Speaking of tomorrow...

...Actually, I'd rather not speak of it. Baka maiyak lang ako.

Happy Birthday.

Sigh.

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Speaking of birthday, my good friend Eirene is celebrating her birthday today.

Go over to her site and greet her a happy super duper birthday.

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Oh and speaking of Ei... She's requested that I blog in pure Tagalog.

Hmmm...

Noseblood!!! Pero sige. I think I'm up to the challenge.

"Danabelle in Expiring Tagalog Shorts" coming soon...

Wait for it...

Kissy kissy!