TopTenTuesday - Spin Off

Sometimes, I just simply run out of substantial things to think about... When this happens, my head fills up with thoughts that no person should actually think about. Wildly weird nonsensical thoughts... Anyway, I thought it'd be a good idea to let y'all in on the crazy... And so without further ado, here are the

TopTen Things I think, but SHOULD NOT think.

1. Matthew Perry and I are soulmates.

2. My last name should be Jingleheimerschmidt... Because his name is my name, too.

3. I should go to Fucking, Austria. It's a real place, look it up.

4. Finding out that my ex is a convict, has somehow made me want him. Is that ok?!?!

5. Singing in my head: "I am glamour pig, glamour pig, glamour pig. Oinky oinky oink. I am glamour pig, glamour pig, glamour pig. Oinky oinky oink. Guh-laaahhh-mouurrr piiiiigggg."

6. If I were an archaeologist... I would dig stuff. Like really. You dig? *Tantanantantantanan. Tantanantantantanan. Tararantararan.*

7. If a panda gets punched in the eye, does the eye turn white instead of black?

8. Your telephone voice is so cute. And the fact that you were so ornery earlier on kind of made you seem so sexy. I wonder if you're cute and sexy in real life. LOL. Tsk.

9. I miss Hans. Blahahaha. I miss being Gretelle. What? It was so cute. He was so cute.

10. I'm thinking of adding someone up on some social networking site. I won't say who it is or which social networking site... But I've been thinking about it since yesterday. Heaven help me.