The thought of you popped into my mind just a couple of moments ago for some weird and fantastically unexplainable reason. And I was about to write you a long-winded letter about how badly I feel about treating you so terribly during (and after) the course of our very short-lived relationship. I was going to say that I should have loved you more, because I know that I didn't love you enough, if at all. And that despite everything, I realize that out of all my exes you were the only one who could have loved me so purely and madly. Just like everyone should be loved I guess. You were crazy and you probably still are... That's what would have been great about it. All relationships should be insane anyway. And so, just as I was about to type my beautifully long-winded letter, I had this irresistible urge to search your name, eventhough part of me felt that I would never actually garner any search results. Surprisingly, I found you. A few years too late, but there you are...
A convict.
Puchangina, WTF? I know I really shouldn't rub it in, but hey, what in the name of all that is good and schmoly were you thinking??? I was right... You are still insane. Goodness. But despite everything, I still stand by the fact that I should have loved you more. Really. Everyone deserves better... Even convicts such as yourself.
I do hope that in time you'll be able to lessen the crazy a little bit. And that you'll be able to see that clear distinction between right and wrong. Take good care of yourself, ok? Be well and know that you are thought of.
As Always,
D.
Holy friggin' guacamole! MY EX IS A CONVICT.
ReplyDelete##$%%#@*)(*@^%$%!!!
I really know how to pick 'em, huh?
Am I allowed to laugh? That was just crazy, man.
ReplyDeleteYes, you are! It's mad funny is what it is. LOL. Can you imagine me daydreaming about an ex, about to say that I let a good one go and then finding out moments later that he is now a convict? Talk about irony. LMAO.
ReplyDeleterotflmao! No really, I was getting into the drama of him and you and poof! He's a convict.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, there are lots of lessons to learn, too bad that he has to learn the hard way.
Hahaha. I know. I was all nostalgic about it, and then the webpage loaded and I was like, "Whaa? A convict???" LOL. I had to write about it.
ReplyDeleteI hope he does change his wild ways. He's actually a very sweet person underneath and I know that he has that unbelievable capacity to love unbelievably, if only he weren't so bent on proving to everybody that he's a bad ass. Hayyysss.
:O
ReplyDeleteGoodness.
ReplyDelete:O talaga.
woah! o_O
ReplyDeleteErghh .... Wth!
ReplyDeleteBlahahaha.
ReplyDeleteIt's so wildly weird.
I knowwww. LOL.
ReplyDeletevery much! haha. how did you react when you saw his name?
ReplyDeleteExpletives exploded in my head.
ReplyDeleteoh my. you should really have given the ex more lovin'. hihi.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. I know. Now, I'm so confused. I don't whether to be thankful that I didn't love him or be guilty. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteooooh... wala nang peel-lings hehehe
ReplyDeleteI heard this from the source herself! waheheheh.. with feelings, laughs and all... wahehehe! and He was named... ooopssss... I didn't typed anything... waheheheh!
ReplyDeleteLOVE YOU BABE! mwaaaaahhh!
Meron parin. Blahahaha. Nating more dan peelings.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteYou heard it right from the horse's mouth, eh?
I miss you babygurrr... You still haven't sent me the thing...
I LOVE YOU!
ReplyDeleteI forgot to type. Hehe. Mwah!
damn. that's whack!
ReplyDeleteI know right?
ReplyDeleteBut now I'm like a bad ass my association, so it's all good.
Blahahaha. Tsk.