Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Danabelle in Expiring Shorts

Haha.

Didn't think you'd see this again, did ya?

But don't jump for joy just yet... This will expire in approximately 24 hours. (Or not... Depending on teh mood of teh drunk blogger.)

I'm not supposed to be producing these, but I can't keep my mind shut and my fingers tied.

Y'know what I mean?

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Gaaahhh.

What is it with Filos and their innate need to blow things out of proportion?

Hypersensitive. Overdramatic. Blarnyarflarharehek.

Desperate Housewives? The comment on the medical doctor thing. C'mon people, it's a show. A dramedy. Laugh and get over it.

Now the BBC show Paul or something or other... It's a comedy show.

What? So we're allowed to poke fun at Indians in the Bubble Gang, but heaven forbid anyone make fun of us in their own shows...

Ohcammon.

Friends, brothers, countrymen! Stop whoring all of this up! Just laugh. Don't be that prissy sonofagun that gets so worked up over the slightest thing. Please don't be that. Nakakahiya eh.

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Yesterday, I couldn't get a cab. IDK WTH is going on... But this morning it was almost as hard to get one, too.

Funny, a taxi slowed down in front of me, so I thought he was gonna stop right? So I opened the door and lo and behold there I found a disgruntled Arab woman going "Eyng? WTF?".

In my defense, I really did not see her through the window and the driver didn't signal anything to let me know that he wasn't stopping for me... Apparently, he was only slowing down because there were some potholes.

I apologized, closed the door, turned around and LOLd.

LMAO.

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Yesterday, I received something in the mail.

Oh happy day!



Ghetto photography just got an upgrade.

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On a totally different note...

I can't seem to stress this enough and how important it is.

Tutal puro Filipino din naman ang mga contacts mo...

PWEDE KUNG HINDI KA MARUNONG MAG-ENGLISH AY MAG-TAGALOG KA NA LANG?

Pwede ba yun? Please lang. PLEASE LAAAANNNNGGGG!

Umagang umaga umiinit ang ulo ko sa inyo.



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It's funny how it's 2008 and yet some people are still stuck in the past. I would point and laugh at the simple-mindedness, but that's just too mean. I mean they look like they're in 2008, they seem like they're in 2008, but somehow they don't think like they're in 2008.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with being old-fashioned. There is however something wrong with being so closed-minded, being unable to accept new ideas, and having a mob-type mentality... See this is what's wrong in the world today.

I just realized that. Tsk.

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Pablo Banila is a genius.

What? I know y'all probably hate him...

But you know me... I'm always for the darkhorse/underdog.

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"I didn't do it for anyone. I didn't do it for anything. I did it just because I wanted to."

Rawrrr.

TDP is a feisty little thang ain't she?

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I can't wait for the weekend.

:)

Love you much. Miss you plenty.

Kissy kissy!

25 comments:

  1. weee! shorts! :D

    i watch bubble gang. LOL.

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  2. Kisstian! :D

    I used to watch The Bubble Gang... I don't get to anymore now. It wouldn't be practical for us to subscribe to Pinoy channels, kasi we're barely home. And when we are, we watch DVDs. LOL.

    May DVD ba ang Bubble Gang? Hehehe.

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  3. wla po yata ...

    u know Muymuy palaboy?

    *hehehehehe*

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  4. Danabee! :)

    I get to watch Bubble Gang at pinoychannel.tv. LOL.

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  5. Bwhahaha. I love the Spoiled Brat segment! It's the only show I watch on GMA.

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  6. "Yaya Ur Such a Loser!"

    heheheh that's becoming the name of the game now in here in pinas ..

    I mean u can hear everyone saying that. From the usual conversation down to the simpliest text msg .. shoot!

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  7. heheheh.. i really enjoy reading shorts... marami akong back issues to read!

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  8. Hayyyyyyyyy salamat! May shorts na rin! Parang patay ang multiply ko pag wala to eh. Sulat lang ng sulat hehe. Miss you!

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  9. Kisstian! :D

    Aha. Thank you for that wonderful piece of information. I shall look it up when I get home.

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  10. Awww. Unfortunately, all the back issues are expired and no longer in view. :(

    Maybe I'll write expiring shorts everyday. Who knows what the drunk blogger will want to do...

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  11. exactly my point...


    si inday nga nakakasex nya si koya eh =))

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  12. hahaha Pablo Banila.. he is everywhere... also in my logs.. :pp

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  13. oi..your new headshot is gorgeee..

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  14. Haha. He is a publicity stunt genius. He got exactly what he wanted. Pure genius.

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  15. try making "danabelle in pinoy shorts" gawa ka nman blog na tagalog all throughout..hehehe pra sa mga tagalog readers mo daw

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  16. Blahahaha. Paktayyyy. Tagalog? Nose bleed iteyyy. LMAO.

    Happy birthday, palangging! :) Sana matupad lahat ng wish mo. Hihihi.

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  17. i know right kaya yung nga yung birthday wish ko eh :)

    hihihi, the mean girl i am

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