Saturday, October 24, 2009

Dear F.,

Wow...

So it seems we're here again.

I would tell you that I expected this, but I really didn't. Of all the idiotic things to do... I mean I knew you weren't all in there, but c'mon, this was really low... And you even refuse to take responsibility for it.

Just like you refuse to take responsibility for everything.

Oh well... Sige na nga, ako na lang ang aako. Ako na lang ang gago, eh totoo naman kasi. Gaga narin para both genders are covered. Ano pa? Tanga, ay totoong tanga talaga ako, tignan mo namang nainlove pa ako sayo a billion years ago kundi ako tanga. Bobo at boba? Pwede. Kasama narin naman yun sa tanga. Ano pa? Atribida, intrimitida, intriguerra? Yes, yes, and heck yes. Lahat yun, ganon ako. Ano pa? Tarantada and effed up? Obviously. Hindi ko naman dinedeny. Ano pa ba? Bitch. Oh sure. Tinatanggap ko yan buong buo. I am a bitch.

But you know what, eventhough I'm a bitch, allow me to just tell you how perfect you are. That you are right and I'm wrong...

Yes, you're right. You're always right. I am always wrong. So wrong... Terribly wrong... Galing mo talaga! Grabe, bilib ako sayo.

You're the best!

...I hope that helps you sleep at night.


As Always,
D.


P.S.: Wala din pala akong isang salita... Ehhh... Ano naman ngayon?

13 comments:

  1. dear F... as in Dear F@ckwit? ^_^ just trying to make u laugh ...

    nice letter by the way, miss dana....reminds me of some girl...(ehem...toinx) lav it :P

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  2. kala ko... F for

    "Flintstone" or "Fafa"

    :)

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  3. Pwede din Flintstone... Parang neanderthal din lang naman kung umasta.

    Ehem ehem. Sorry hindi pala. Perfect nga pala sya.

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  4. Vwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

    Ventaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    LABETTT.

    Ferfect!

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  5. I was rooting for Fucktard. Boo. :(

    LOL

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