Twinkie

MJ: That's hella Pinoy.
D: I know, right? Isn't funny how we talk about Pinoys like we're not, though?
MJ: Yeah. We're such posers! Hwahahaha.
D: Nyahahaha. Bentaaaa. Posers natawa ako dun. Blahahaha.
MJ: We're like Twinkies. Brown on the outside. White on the inside. Jose Rizal will bitchslap my ass in the afterlife.
D: Yeah, I bet Joe would hate me, too. No, but wait... Joe was all for forward thinking, right? Well, he'd probably hate that I'm calling him Joe, but he'd probably like our insight into the Pinoy mindset.

Yeah, yeah... I do my green passport no justice. Forgive me. At least marunong akong mag-Tagalog.