Monday, January 19, 2009

Danabelle in Your Shorts

Hello. How are you?

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Uhmm... Wala akong kwento today, eh.

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Ikaw naman magkwento sa'kin.

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Kahit walang sense...

Kahit paiba-iba ng topic...

Kahit ano lang ang pumasok sa utak mo...

...Parang "shorts".


30 comments:

  1. shorts, hindi pants? hehehe... anong story ang gusto mo, long or short?

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  2. Kahit anong story... Ikaw bahala. :) Kunwari blog mo 'to.

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  3. In the beginning there was darkness and a voice said "let there be light", and then "HOY! WAG MONG BUKSAN ANG ILAW MAHAL ANG KUYENTE". The End

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  4. hahahaha.. galing ng punch line nito!

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  5. Nyahahaha.

    Niiiice.

    Sige ano pa. Damihan mo yung story... Parang shorts. Haha.

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  6. if you were a short man, when do u experience to become tall? the time you sit in a tall chair... hehehe...

    bored ka yata... sori...

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  7. Nyahahaha.

    Kawawa naman ang mga pandak.

    Oo bored ako. Kamusta naman diba?

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  8. nyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


    maga mata ko

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  9. Cont.... on the six day he was happy on what he see, but he notice something is missing, He take soil to the ground and he move his hand closer to his face and said "AYYYY ANAK NG TETENG TAE NGA ANG NADAMPOT KO!"

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  10. On the seventh day, he want to get some rest, He sat on a wall and had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put him together again.

    Lesson for the Day:

    Day 1: Makisama ka sa flat mate mo.
    Day 6: Tignan mo ang dinadampot mo pag matigas bato pag malabot tae.
    Day 7: Tignan mo ang uupuan mo baka mabasag ang di dapat mabasag .

    TAPOS NA PO ... =D

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  11. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    *Applause.

    Well done, Venz. :)

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  12. i'm sad and scared as of this time ... =(

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  13. a lot of things are bothering me, I don't even have the strength to blog it ...

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  14. When I woke up on the morning I turned 23 I thought I wet the bed. Apparently, I was holding a Corona until I passed out. Good beer, literal wet dreams.

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    The incandescent journey towards 23 was great. I think my journey didn't start until I turned 20- at which I think was a very important fork to that road, an intersection to the highway, a straight-up, wrap-around turnabout that actually lead me to an end of a beginning and a beginning to an end.

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    I'm getting lonely. Time to hit the dating scene again... or the virtual dating scene if my gut feel wouldn't aid me much. I hope I could just push myself out of this thick shell.

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    Off to Fort McMurray today. The weather has been glorious. Plus 6 is fairly warm in contrast to -45ºC. I'm glad I'll be back to work. School has become frustrating since I knew I couldn't shift to that program I wanted this fall.

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    I miss you D. Your shorts up and dry?

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  15. Nyahahaha. Literal wet dreams indeed. Goodness golly me.

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    "end of a beginning and a beginning to an end."

    Wow. Are you reading my mind there, bucko?

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    Good luck on getting back on the dating scene... At least you've been there, seeing as you're going back... Me, I got lost on the way there. Hence, some pretty funky detours on some unmentionable backroads.

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    I'm sorry about that program. You still have NYIP. So it's kind of ok, right?

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    I miss you more, Kisstian. My shorts are nowhere to be found. Hence I am walking around Multiply in my panties, asking people to lend me their shorts.

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  16. Short Response(LMAO.)

    There you go. I can lend you my beer-wet shorts. Hehehe.

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    The "end and beginning" thing surprisingly happens every single day. Tsk. I'm counting my years hoping to give it more life.

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    Get a swashbuckling knight to sweep you off your feet. That way, you needn't go anywhere at all. Just him coming to you.

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    Oh well. :(

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    Nyahaha! Walking around in panties is the shite! Will walking around in briefs be the same? Uh-oh- bad idea.

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  17. Oh wow. Thank you. Errr. I think. Hahaha.

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    "I'm counting my years hoping to give it more life." --- I'm doing the same thing.

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    Yeah, I should really just wait for my knight in shining armor... I just hope he's in real shining armor and not just wrapped up in aluminum foil.

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    :( Don't be sad. We'll be classmates soon. :D

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    Boohahaha. Oh but you did that already. In the dream. Hahaha.

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  18. the best pa rin ang kwentong lasheeeng

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  19. Sige nga... Kwentuhan mo nga ako, K. Yung malupettt na kwentong laseng ha.

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  20. tska na pag magkalasingan...hik hik!

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  21. tska na pag magkalasingan...hik hik!

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  22. madilim..
    maginaw..
    tagos hanggang buto ang lamig..
    di makakibo..

    si doX, night shift nanaman..

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    ano meron??

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  23. Kawawa naman ang bata. Tsk.

    Kaiisip ko lang sa'yo kanina.

    Miss na kita.

    Ano pa meron?

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