Act 1234567890, Scene 1234567890

Guy: I'm getting a beer. You want one?
Girl: Uhmm... I don't like beer so much. Can I have a club soda?
Guy: Club soda? Are you kidding me? How do you feel about vodka?
Girl: Haha. No, see, I'm a terrible drunk... Wouldn't want to show you the worst of me yet.
Guy: Come here... *Pulls girl closer* You're just too cute, you know that? And I'm doing everything in my power right now not to kiss you, because if I do these guys will probably put us in jail. We wouldn't want that now, would we? So here's what we're gonna do... You're going to drink something with alchohol and get as drunk as you can so I can have an excuse to take you home and kiss you all I like.
Girl: Well, we could do that right now, sailor... Take me home.

Moohahaha. What? LMAO.

Pictures tomorrow. Sleep now. Kissy kissy.