Lecheng Pa-baby

M: Dana, buy me like this. *Points to my cigarette case*
D.:  Sure. I'll have to check if it's still available. But maybe it will be in a different style...
M: Ok, I give you money, you give me this one, you buy another one for yourself.
D.: No. That's mine. I'll check the store if there's still some... Better yet, why don't you go to the store yourself?
M: *Agitated* I don't have time ya, Dana.

*Sa loob loob ko: "At ako merong time? At in fairytale, paspecial ka pang hinayuperks ka"*

D: I'll check, ok? But I can't promise anything...
M: *Pouts and pretends to cry like a baby (supposedly humorous?)*

*Sa loob loob ko: "Aba'y tarantado din 'to ah... Unang una, humihingi ka lang sa'kin ng pabor, kaya p'wede ba, umayos ka. Pangalawa, ang tanda tanda mo na, nagiinarte ka pa d'yan. Hindi ka na bata at hindi ka rin cute. In fact, panget ka and you're even making it worse; panget ka na nga nagpapacute ka pa. It's not helping, gago. Pangatlo, kalalake mong tao, ganyan ka umasta? Mahiya ka nga. Leche.

D.: I'll check, aight? *Sabay walk-out at punta sa office desk at nagsulat ng blog*