Danabelle in Useless Shorts

Ba't ba ako nagsh-shorts?

Puro nonsense lang naman sinusulat ko...

...Dapat magpanty na lang ako. Tsk.

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There are days when I wish that I was a mermaid.

IDKW.

...Maybe it's because I want to sing "Part Of Your World" with SUPER FEELINGS... I mean, now I sing it with FEELINGS, but I want to sing with SUPER FEELINGS with matching tears.

Sadly, if I ever become an aquatic creature, I'd probably just become a whale or an octopus...

Bussett.

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Speaking of aquatic creatures, did you know that seahorses go through this really cute courtship phase of holding tails and promenading in seagrass. Blahahaha.

Ang cute diba?

They also mate for life... Of course, since the guy is the one who's giving birth and stuff, then I do understand how that works. LMAO.

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...And speaking of seahorses... Don't you think it'd be cool if they were the same size as real horses? And that you could get seahorse riding lessons and stuff.

That'd be awesome. It'll give a whole new different meaning to water polo.

Then when you're at the weekly brunch at the country club and everybody's braggin' about their newly bought yachts, how they got the Princess or the Catalina or the blahblahblah... You could just tell 'em about your new 8-Seahorse driven chariot so they can all just shut up and you could be like, "Yeah, uhuh! That's right! Who the rich bastard?! Pfsh. I teh rich bastard!"

Afterwhich, you can look out at the sea and break into a dramaramatic rendition of "I Never Saw Blue Like That"... Totally irrelevant, except for the fact that that's the song playing on my iTunes right now.

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And while we're on the subject of songs, I've been listening repeatedly to "It's Your Love" by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.

I want to fall in love like in the song.

Completely cheesy, but ehhh. I like cheesy.

I'm thinking this would make a great wedding song.

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Oh and about that...

I was thinking, that I've only got 3 years left to find my perfect man so I can get the perfect date for my perfect wedding:

10/10/10
11/11/11
12/12/12

It's too late for 9/9/9 and There ain't no 13/13/13.

Of course, there probably ain't no perfect either... So I guess, I'll probably get married never.

Oh crapsss.

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I am currently belting out the song "Till I Met You" by Regine Velasquez. Bwahahaha.

Highly ambitious, I know, but hey, infairness sa'kin hindi ako pumiyok.

But I bet you're probably thankful though that you're not one of our neighbors.

LMAO.

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Would it be weird if I admitted that I miss having stalkers.

Blahahaha.

No, but really. I miss having stalkers. LMAO.



Either they're just gone gone or they've gotten smarter so as not to let me know that they're stalking me.

I'd like to think that they've gotten smarter and I'm oblivious to what's really going on...

...But that's kind of a scary thought.

Ewan. Ang gulo kong kausap, I know.

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Have you ever kept a secret that hurt you, because you knew that if you told anyone it would hurt the one you love?

"I was not ready for the fall... Too blind to see the writing on the wall."

The secret is that the one you love is hurting you.

...This is one of my biggest fears. I have a tendency of loving so deeply that I know I'll probably endure everything.

"A man can tell a thousand lies, I've learned my lesson well... Hope I live to tell the secret I have learned, 'til then it will burn inside of me..."

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Of course if the previous short ever happens... I'd be a BUTTERED WIFE.

Blahahaha.

What? I had to. It was begging me to type it.

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Anyhoos... I gotta get to bed. I'm hella sleepy.

Kissy kissy!