Mondays' Mimi Monologues - My Dream

Some people think it's odd for a vagina to blog on behalf of its owner. I beg to disagree. I think that pepe blogging is absolutely normal and healthy and should be practiced by everyone else. It gives your nice parts time to reflect and to just let loose (Figuratively!) and to just let go of all those bad vibes. I know I've been away for a really long time... So I guess it's best that we start from the beginning.

Hi. My name is Mimi. I am Danabelle's vagina. I blog on behalf of her on Mondays, because just like Garlfield, she's a fatass and she hates Mondays. I've been away for a while because, I felt that I may have exposed myself wayyy to much. And vaginal exposure is just shocking... Not that it isn't good. It was a dream come true! I mean, I'm thankful that out of the many vaginas out there, I seem to be very popular, but I guess in a way I was just a little overwhelmed. The pressure kind of got to me and I just became a recluse...

Oh and don't believe any of the rumors. No, I did not hang out with Lindsay Lohan and her gang of cokeheads during the time that I was gone... Doing that would actually be physically impossible. I mean, no matter how different Danabelle and I may be, we're still the same flesh and there's really no way that I could ever part with her...

Speaking of Danabelle, don't you just love her new hairstyle? I think it's fabulous, if I do say so myself... But of course, no one really cares what a vagina thinks.


I miss her... She hasn't been able to take care of me so much, because she's been busy. I hope she finds time soon, because I most definitely need to get a haircut... Or you know... I could get cornrows.

Yeah! I should probably get cornrows! That's bound to be cool right?

I'd be like the baddest bajingo in town if that happened. Haha. What? A vagina can dream.