...at the mall, after lunch, as what has become customary these past few days. She took her bag, went out the door, and started to descend down the stairs... Her steps were a little wobbly, because she was breaking in her new black shoes. She had actually taken them off for the first part of the day and had been walking around the office barefoot, but now that she had to go down to the mall and buy coffee (and pass by H.), she needed to cover her feet solely for the purpose of looking fabulously fashionable. On the fourth step down she accidentally dropped her bag. She laughed, partly because what had happened was funny and partly because she just realized how nervous she was. "This is absurd," she thought "I'm just buying coffee. Why am I being like this?". She gathered herself picked up her bag and continued to descend down the stairs.
As she turned the corner she could see a familiar figure in the distance and her heart raced. She looked away for a moment and looked back, the figure was still there. With her knees shaking, she went inside one of the shops, to calm herself and to look at shoes. Shoes seemed to calm her. Vans shoes most especially. She asked for her size, all the while thinking of what she'll be faced with once she steps out of the shop. Unfortunately, the shoe store did not have her size meaning she could no longer delay it, try as she might. Gretel had to face Hans.
And so with all that is in her, she breathed deeply and exited the shop. And as soon as she took her second step, it happened. She tripped and fell on her butt. Utterly humiliated, Gretel struggled to get up only to fall back down, "Fashion, be damned!", she thought to herself. Suddenly, a hand was extended and as she looked up, she saw that the hand was connected to that familiar figure that she saw in the distance. The one and only H.
Sigh.
Actually, the third paragraph is a lie. This is what really happened --
As Gretel neared the stall,
H: Hi, musta na?
G: *Smiles and puts her socialera mask on* Ok lang naman. Ikaw? Wala ka kahapon ah.
H: Oo nga eh. *Smiles shyly*
G: *Raises an eyebrow, smiles with a semi-pout, and keeps on walking* Namiss ka ng mall... (Sa loob loob: Ako din!!! Namiss kita!!! Gush.)
H: *Blushes* Oh talaga? *Pabiro* Shempre, ganon talaga.
G: *Smiles mischievously and walks past while looking back for just a bit and then flips her hair and keeps on walking... Bouncy curls and all.*
Sigh.
Gretel's a coward wrapped up in a tease topped off with curls.
What do you do with girls like her?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HELLO!!!!! ano ba number ni Hans???? nakakabitin naman itong episode na ito!!!!
ReplyDeleteHANS make a move dude!!! Comment on her shoes!! Girls love that!
hahahahahahah!!!!!........ok yan sis...magpacute lang ng simple.
ReplyDeletehelo Hans!!!!......Bato ka ba?????????
Bwahahaha.
ReplyDeleteBitin ba? Hahaha.
Hirap pa naman maglakad sa shoes ko... Tsk.
ano ba sila... 5 inch stilleto??? LOL
ReplyDeletenext time carry a sign... "ARE YOU TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW GORGEOUS I AM?"
Ahahaha. Ok ba? Hihihi. Simpleng flirt. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHayyysss... Hans, Hans, Hans... Kelan mo ba hihingin ang number ko? ...este ni Gretel? ...este ako pala yun. Bwahahaha.
Hindi naman stilleto, but it's hella high... Ito s'ya...
ReplyDeleteSige papagawa ako sa Golden Neon ng sign... Yung may ilaw pa. Blahahaha.
hay naku!!!....paki ask nga si Hans kung isa syang bato or adobe?.......at ng mapukpok ng maso!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahah............dapat malayo palang nababasa na nya ung sign ha!
ReplyDeleteGanda nya ha!
ReplyDeleteHahaha.
ReplyDeleteSige tatanungin ko s'ya. But I can't blame the guy... Gosh, he's dropdead gorgeous he can have anyone he wants.
In fairview no? Hahaha. And I got it on sale too! :)
ReplyDeleteAlam ko na!!!
ReplyDeletein my professional opinion... Complete Ad campaign yan..
TVC
(advertise tayo sa TFC or GMA... "Gretel is the one")
Radio
(script on Dubai Eye.. inbetween songs like "ewan" by APO
Press Ads
(find out what paper he reads... probably Gulf News!)
Online Banners
(bombard friendster... 14million filipinos are on friendster he must be one of them0
Leaflets
(pictures of you ala election posters on his car.. or bus if no car!)
Collateral materials
(this is where the sign comes in or tshirt if budgets are tight)
and Word of Mouth
(kaibiganin mo barkada nya... heheheh)
BY THE END OF THE WEEK... he is yours...
Ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteWow.
Grabe. Hanep sa marketing campaign.
Adik.
Kaasar!!!!........pagkakitaan ba ang love story ni Greta at Hans!!!!
ReplyDeleteAdik talaga!!!....malakas magkatol yan eh!!...hahahahahaha
ReplyDeletehindi... pinabibilis ko lang ang pace ng teleserye...
ReplyDeletePLUS probono naman eh... i just want to give back to the community
walang thrill pag pinabilis mo ang teleserye!!.........
ReplyDeleteBlahahaha.
ReplyDeleteNakuuu. Itigil na ang katol. Masama yan... Marker na lang, at least yun di mak-kwestyon, kahit sa opisina... Eh ang katol magtataka pa sila, baket nagsisindi dito, eh wala naman lamok.
Bwahahaha.
ReplyDeleteTsk.
Nandun yung thrill diba?
Korek.
ReplyDeleteYun nga.
Korak!!!!!!!...palibhasa yang lalake na yan walng hilig sa teleserye!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha.
ReplyDeleteLahat naman ata ng lalake, walang hilig sa teleserye. LMAO.
Which is why I don't understand kung baket pinatatagal pa ni Hans itong teleserye namin. Hahaha.
Tsk. Hayyysss.
what this love story needs is... ROBOTS, MONSTERS, MAGIC and BABES in BIKINIS...
ReplyDeleteGretel... meron bang nudity clause ang movie contract mo???
ROBOTS etc nga!... HELLO!
ReplyDeleteBlahahaha. Wala naman... But I'm not sure if people would really want to see that.
ReplyDeleteOk sige... Robots. Kelangan ng robots. Sige, go lang.
ReplyDeleteBlahahaha.
ReplyDeleteGinawang terminator ang simpleng love story. Tsk.
Anuvey?
Blahahahha.
hahahhaha....kaloka!!!!
ReplyDeleteit is a marketing ploy!... ano ba gusto mo.. kumita ang pelikula or true love?
ReplyDeleteSYEMPRE the answer is obvious... PERA este ... true love pala...
kaya... umm we need... special FX... robots and... bikinis.. lots and lots.. for the sake of.. TRUE LOVE... heheheh
Hoy Arnold!!! tigilan mo na ang paggamit ng katol!!! masama sa lungs yan!!! tingnan mo pati brains mo apektado na!
ReplyDeletekinikilig ako! hahaha!
ReplyDeleteimagine if the special FX was included... mas wow ang kilig!
ReplyDeleteTsk. Men.
ReplyDeleteI second the motion. Blahahaha.
ReplyDeleteAhihihi.
ReplyDeleteAko din...
Kaso tomorrow might be the last day na makita ko s'ya...
Sigh.
Blahahaha.
ReplyDeleteNo let up.
Sige... Bukas me special effects na.
Hahaha.do with girls like gretel?eh di subaybayan pa ang mga kapanapanabik nyang kwento.mwah
ReplyDeletehay nako gretel...hanzel and gretel minus the z...
ReplyDeleteHaba ng thread... *sad*
ReplyDeleteDi ako maka-catch up!
Fagod na me from work...
Miss you Dana Gurl! ayaw ko na kay Gretel *winks*
tutukan na ng baril yang hans na yan...
ReplyDeleteNOW we are talking!!! Violence!!! kailangan maganda ang cinematography with matching explosions!!!
ReplyDeletelangya, kawawa naman si H....wala namang ginagawa matututukan pa ng baril (yun nga eh, walang ginagawa...tsk tsk)
ReplyDeletegagaya pa sa akin torpe
ReplyDeletealam mo we can work with that...
ReplyDeleteParang Pretty woman thing with Richard Gere... Torpe guy becomes this suave guy in the end... magkakaroon sya ng conflict within him til he can't stand it any more that he sweeps Gretel off her "new-shoes-aching-FEET-because-of-jackpot-sale-bought-shoes"