Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Gretel went off to buy coffee...

...at the mall, after lunch, as what has become customary these past few days. She took her bag, went out the door, and started to descend down the stairs... Her steps were a little wobbly, because she was breaking in her new black shoes. She had actually taken them off for the first part of the day and had been walking around the office barefoot, but now that she had to go down to the mall and buy coffee (and pass by H.), she needed to cover her feet solely for the purpose of looking fabulously fashionable. On the fourth step down she accidentally dropped her bag. She laughed, partly because what had happened was funny and partly because she just realized how nervous she was. "This is absurd," she thought "I'm just buying coffee. Why am I being like this?". She gathered herself picked up her bag and continued to descend down the stairs.

As she turned the corner she could see a familiar figure in the distance and her heart raced. She looked away for a moment and looked back, the figure was still there. With her knees shaking, she went inside one of the shops, to calm herself and to look at shoes. Shoes seemed to calm her. Vans shoes most especially. She asked for her size, all the while thinking of what she'll be faced with once she steps out of the shop. Unfortunately, the shoe store did not have her size meaning she could no longer delay it, try as she might. Gretel had to face Hans.

And so with all that is in her, she breathed deeply and exited the shop. And as soon as she took her second step, it happened. She tripped and fell on her butt. Utterly humiliated, Gretel struggled to get up only to fall back down, "Fashion, be damned!", she thought to herself. Suddenly, a hand was extended and as she looked up, she saw that the hand was connected to that familiar figure that she saw in the distance. The one and only H.

Sigh.

Actually, the third paragraph is a lie. This is what really happened --

As Gretel neared the stall,

H: Hi, musta na?
G: *Smiles and puts her socialera mask on* Ok lang naman. Ikaw? Wala ka kahapon ah.
H: Oo nga eh. *Smiles shyly*
G: *Raises an eyebrow, smiles with a semi-pout, and keeps on walking* Namiss ka ng mall... (Sa loob loob: Ako din!!! Namiss kita!!! Gush.)
H: *Blushes* Oh talaga? *Pabiro* Shempre, ganon talaga.
G: *Smiles mischievously and walks past while looking back for just a bit and then flips her hair and keeps on walking... Bouncy curls and all.*

Sigh.

Gretel's a coward wrapped up in a tease topped off with curls.

What do you do with girls like her?

44 comments:

  1. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HELLO!!!!! ano ba number ni Hans???? nakakabitin naman itong episode na ito!!!!

    HANS make a move dude!!! Comment on her shoes!! Girls love that!

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  2. hahahahahahah!!!!!........ok yan sis...magpacute lang ng simple.

    helo Hans!!!!......Bato ka ba?????????

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  3. Bwahahaha.

    Bitin ba? Hahaha.

    Hirap pa naman maglakad sa shoes ko... Tsk.

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  4. ano ba sila... 5 inch stilleto??? LOL

    next time carry a sign... "ARE YOU TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW GORGEOUS I AM?"

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  5. Ahahaha. Ok ba? Hihihi. Simpleng flirt. LOL.

    Hayyysss... Hans, Hans, Hans... Kelan mo ba hihingin ang number ko? ...este ni Gretel? ...este ako pala yun. Bwahahaha.

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  6. Hindi naman stilleto, but it's hella high... Ito s'ya...



    Sige papagawa ako sa Golden Neon ng sign... Yung may ilaw pa. Blahahaha.

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  7. hay naku!!!....paki ask nga si Hans kung isa syang bato or adobe?.......at ng mapukpok ng maso!!!!

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  8. hahahahahahah............dapat malayo palang nababasa na nya ung sign ha!

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  9. Hahaha.

    Sige tatanungin ko s'ya. But I can't blame the guy... Gosh, he's dropdead gorgeous he can have anyone he wants.

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  10. In fairview no? Hahaha. And I got it on sale too! :)

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  11. Alam ko na!!!

    in my professional opinion... Complete Ad campaign yan..

    TVC
    (advertise tayo sa TFC or GMA... "Gretel is the one")

    Radio
    (script on Dubai Eye.. inbetween songs like "ewan" by APO

    Press Ads
    (find out what paper he reads... probably Gulf News!)

    Online Banners
    (bombard friendster... 14million filipinos are on friendster he must be one of them0

    Leaflets
    (pictures of you ala election posters on his car.. or bus if no car!)

    Collateral materials
    (this is where the sign comes in or tshirt if budgets are tight)

    and Word of Mouth
    (kaibiganin mo barkada nya... heheheh)

    BY THE END OF THE WEEK... he is yours...

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  12. Ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Wow.

    Grabe. Hanep sa marketing campaign.

    Adik.

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  13. Kaasar!!!!........pagkakitaan ba ang love story ni Greta at Hans!!!!

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  14. Adik talaga!!!....malakas magkatol yan eh!!...hahahahahaha

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  15. hindi... pinabibilis ko lang ang pace ng teleserye...

    PLUS probono naman eh... i just want to give back to the community

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  16. walang thrill pag pinabilis mo ang teleserye!!.........

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  17. Blahahaha.

    Nakuuu. Itigil na ang katol. Masama yan... Marker na lang, at least yun di mak-kwestyon, kahit sa opisina... Eh ang katol magtataka pa sila, baket nagsisindi dito, eh wala naman lamok.

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  18. Korak!!!!!!!...palibhasa yang lalake na yan walng hilig sa teleserye!!!

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  19. Hahaha.

    Lahat naman ata ng lalake, walang hilig sa teleserye. LMAO.

    Which is why I don't understand kung baket pinatatagal pa ni Hans itong teleserye namin. Hahaha.

    Tsk. Hayyysss.

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  20. what this love story needs is... ROBOTS, MONSTERS, MAGIC and BABES in BIKINIS...

    Gretel... meron bang nudity clause ang movie contract mo???

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  21. Blahahaha. Wala naman... But I'm not sure if people would really want to see that.

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  22. Ok sige... Robots. Kelangan ng robots. Sige, go lang.

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  23. Blahahaha.

    Ginawang terminator ang simpleng love story. Tsk.

    Anuvey?

    Blahahahha.

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  24. it is a marketing ploy!... ano ba gusto mo.. kumita ang pelikula or true love?
    SYEMPRE the answer is obvious... PERA este ... true love pala...

    kaya... umm we need... special FX... robots and... bikinis.. lots and lots.. for the sake of.. TRUE LOVE... heheheh

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  25. Hoy Arnold!!! tigilan mo na ang paggamit ng katol!!! masama sa lungs yan!!! tingnan mo pati brains mo apektado na!

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  26. imagine if the special FX was included... mas wow ang kilig!

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  27. Ahihihi.

    Ako din...

    Kaso tomorrow might be the last day na makita ko s'ya...

    Sigh.

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  28. Blahahaha.

    No let up.

    Sige... Bukas me special effects na.

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  29. Hahaha.do with girls like gretel?eh di subaybayan pa ang mga kapanapanabik nyang kwento.mwah

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  30. hay nako gretel...hanzel and gretel minus the z...

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  31. Haba ng thread... *sad*
    Di ako maka-catch up!
    Fagod na me from work...
    Miss you Dana Gurl! ayaw ko na kay Gretel *winks*

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  32. tutukan na ng baril yang hans na yan...

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  33. NOW we are talking!!! Violence!!! kailangan maganda ang cinematography with matching explosions!!!

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  34. langya, kawawa naman si H....wala namang ginagawa matututukan pa ng baril (yun nga eh, walang ginagawa...tsk tsk)

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  35. alam mo we can work with that...

    Parang Pretty woman thing with Richard Gere... Torpe guy becomes this suave guy in the end... magkakaroon sya ng conflict within him til he can't stand it any more that he sweeps Gretel off her "new-shoes-aching-FEET-because-of-jackpot-sale-bought-shoes"

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