Mondays' Mimi Monologues - Danabelle's Dream

Last week, I let y'all in on my cornrow dreams... Although, unfortunately I was not able to get that done and I was not able to get a haircut either (DANABELLE, please find TIME!!!).

I don't know if any of y'all know this, but since she was a child and up until her teens, Danabelle had always dreamt of becoming an actress. She was pretty good, too. She loved the art of it all. So much so that since her high school did not have a Drama class, she would practice her acting skills on her friends. She'd tell them a story; a totally ridiculous and unbelievable story and she'd make them believe it. Afterwards, she'd tell them it was a trip and they all have a big laugh. Her acting skills have even gotten her out of a pop quiz in High School. Ask her to cry, you'll see what I mean.

Anyway, it's been a few years now since she's let go of her aspirations and so imagine my surprise when last night Danabelle had this funky dream about someone frenchkissing me and getting it on film.

WTF?

For shame! I knew D. wanted to be an actress, but I didn't realize she wanted to be that kind of actress. Who knew D. had pornographic aspirations?! Certainly not me. I am a vajayjay, but I'm very conservative. Granted, I went through the nudist (i.e. commando) phase when D. was around 18, but that was just the teenager in me, wanting to let loose or what not, and I've gotten past that. This is all just very shocking to me. And I know this makes me seem like such a selfish bratty bajingo, I mean, D. getting paid and me getting kissed, it's should be a dream come true. But nah, I can't do it. And I'm sure that was just one of D.'s weirdo dreams not really an aspiration... I think, I'll just stick to blogging. I think that's more than enough exposure for a pepe such as myself.

Toodles!