Gretel in Virginal Shorts

I had the weirdest dream (People who know me, know that this is what I almost always usually say about my dreams.) last night. I dreamt of H. And I dreamt that I was being pimped to him, because apparently he's a "virgin killer". Virgin killer in the sense that he kills the virginity, but not the girl... Y'dig? Anyway, in the dream I walked away and said, "Well, I'm no longer a virg-ee-yuhn"... Stupid dream. Should have pretended to be a virgin. I could have gotten my pretend virginity killed by a hawwtt hawwtt sexy man. Tsk.

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I: Mahal mo parin ba si _____?
D: Oo naman.
I: O baka mahal mo lang dahil di mo pa s'ya nakukuha.
D: Guh-guh. Blahahaha.
I: De. Joke lang. Alam kong maraming rason para mahalin si _____. Saksi ang mga bituin sa langit sa mga rason para mahalin si _____.

Yun eh. Ehhh... Pero di naman n'ya ako mahal... So, nevermind the stars in the sky and nevermind this obsession with fate and destiny. I've been wrong about this before, I guess I'm wrong again.

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There's this finance guy sitting right in front of me... He has rage issues, I think... He seems like the kind of guy who'll just blow up at any minute and I'm having this fantastic urge to actually try and push him over the edge to see what he'll do.

I hope he doesn't kill me. What? You know how finance guys can be...

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It's only 9:13 am and I'm wishing that it was already lunch time... Partly because I'm fat and I want to eat already, but mostly because I want to see H. Haha.

Ang landi ko! This is shameful. And I am shameless.

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One of the sales ladies at the mall dropped by.

She annoys me.

I mean, she's nice and all... But goodness, she comes in all like, "Oh I'm so tired... Oh it's so busy... Oh it's so blahblahblah. Oh I'm so kawawa."

Anuvey? Sympathy is given not asked for.

But it's not that I don't like her. I do. She's nice... It's just annoying sometimes.

Oh and plus she just loves to speak English... Gusto ko s'yang sabihan ng, "Hija, pareho tayo pinay, please lang. Please, I'm begging you, for the love of all that is good and schmoly, tigilan ang pagi-ininggles ng mali mali naman."

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I wish I had a nicer boss. Tsk.

Kung hindi man nice, sana gwapo. Para at least pwede ko s'yang pagnasaan habang minumuramura ko s'ya in my mind.

A bit S&M-ish, huh?

Oh well... There goes my virginal dream.

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It's 1pm. I wonder what's in store for H&G...

I guess we'll all just have to wait.

I'm off to lunch.

Toodles!