To no one specific and everyone in general:

Hey. How've you been?

So... You don't fool me for one bit. I'm not entirely sure what you're on, but keep at it... The public is amused by your insanity... I say amused, but what I actually mean is that they're laughing their butts off whilst pointing at your general direction. ...Too mean? Pfsh. C'mon... It's almost 4am, you gotta know that I really don't mean any of this.

...Or maybe I do. Who knows? I mean, really?

So how about all this online account syncing, eh? It's pretty awesome is how it is... It just confuses me a little bit and I'm not sure now, whether I should Multiply, Tumblr, Twitter, or Facebook my thoughts... It just seems that whatever I do on whichever site gets synced, so I guess it probably doesn't matter...

...I just care too much, because I'm cuh-ray-zay.

Oh hey, thank you, btw. That was really nice what you did there a couple of weeks ago. And I don't know if you know... I would tell you to your face, but I'm a friggin' coward. See, I did it for the ratings... You were collateral damage. So, I'm sorry, thank you, and everything else in between, I guess.

Yeah, I know. That was really assinine... Water under the bridge over troubled waters. Haha. Lookie, I made a funny.

What are you doing right now? That's a stupid question. I bet you're in the comfort of your comfortable bed sleeping soundly and getting all the energy that you can get so you can have a super duper awesome day later, because I'm pretty sure that all your days are awesome, because you are awesome. Are you dreaming right now as you sleep? I wonder what your dreams are about... Just so you know, my dreams are of you. Ahaha.

...I'm kidding. Or maybe not. A lady would never really tell...

I miss you. I really truly do. We had some pretty fun times, you and I. I wonder if we'll ever get there again in the future... I hope we do. After all, stranger things have happened.


As Always,
D.


P.S.: F.Y.I., I'm infinitely psyched. <3 Yeah, truly, fully, and infinitely psyched. And so to you, I send love, hugs, kisses and all that other awesome stuff that candies and lollipops are made of. Shimshimshimmy! :)