Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Fanmail/Spam/Telemarketer

Anak ng... Anuvey???

A couple of days ago...

Today


Dude,

Saan sa conversation natin na sinabi ko sa'yong tatawagan kita? I believe you said na nakita mo yung picture ko sa Facebook and you decided to call me because, I wasn't answering your messages, whereas I replied saying that I don't reply to people that I don't know, and then you again replied with, and I quote, "Well, can we talk now?". GET A CLUE, pare. Ano ba? English naman yung sinabi ko? Gusto mo ba Tagalugin ko??? HINDI AKO INTERASADO. Hindi. HINDI. HINDEEE!!! At pagkatapos kitang sabihan ng sorry, I'm not interested in meeting new people online. Nag-message ka parin. Bilib naman ako sa kakulitan power mo, mennn. At gagawin mo pa akong best friend... Feeling close ka naman masyado... Ni hindi nga tayo acquaintances.

Here's a tip... Work on your comprehension skills, then maybe we can be "best friends"... Errr... Or maybe not even then. Ewww ka. Ewww. Ewww. Ewww.


As Always,
D.
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20 comments:

  1. ellapot ***June 23, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    hahahaha!!!

    congratulations to you and your new best friend...

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  2. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Bussetttttt.

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  3. ellapot ***June 23, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    pwede mo din sabihen...

    "i require my best friend to be well verse in english written and oral, and most importantly grammatically correct and have a very wide vocabulary."

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  4. Genesis ParedesJune 23, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    spammer!!!

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  5. Julie Ann AureJune 23, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Hahahahahaahahaha!

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  6. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Kaloka sya.

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  7. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    LOL.

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  8. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    At gusto pang pumalit sa trono mo. Imagine that. Bwahahahaha. Ewww sya.

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  9. Rosemarie RosalesJune 23, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    atapang ang apog nho.feeling...ewan! hehe.ang kuleeeeet!

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  10. Marc Anthony GuittapJune 23, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Wow... Another stalker. Malupit ang noseblood natin dito. Hahaha.

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  11. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    Bwahahaha. Uu. Ang tapang ng apog talaga.

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  12. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Ang dami talagang nabobola ng pekshors ko. Don't they know that pekshors lie?

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  13. Marc Anthony GuittapJune 23, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    On the contrary D... Good unedited pictures don't lie. They just show a selected part of the whole truth. Hehe.

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  14. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 23, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    Bwahahaha.

    Ok... Rephrase...

    Don't they know na selected truth lang ang nakikita nila?!?!

    Hahaha.

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  15. gracee b.June 23, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    wow.bestfriend agad. lumelevel up si kuya.

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  16. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJune 24, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Bwahahaha. I knowwwwwwwwww. Feelingero.

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  17. si pia ay otesJuly 7, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    bwaahahhaha. gulong katatawa. anlakas ng tama nito :))

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  18. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJuly 7, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    Nyahahaha. Ay naku. Sinabi mo pa.

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  19. si pia ay otesJuly 7, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    haha akalain mo bestfriend ka na niya hahahaha :))

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  20. Danabelline Jones Ragdoll Baby RawwwrrrrJuly 7, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    Bwahahaha. I knowwww. Feeling eh. Hahaha.

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