Dear Dick,

Maybe you've just caught me at a bad time. Or maybe I'm just growing up and I can't be bothered to deal with this type of thing... Whichever way, you are starting to be like a pebble in my shoe.

And yeah yeah yeah... As much as I want to continue to be nice because I can't stand the guilt that is being lured out when I try to ignore your existence that seems to cry out for pity and love and friendship and waaa waaa waaa... You are getting on my last nerve.

A nerve that is definitely going to pop if you so much as try to think of spitting out another boyish comment that is laced with so much bigotry that you, by some unfortunate reason, think makes you more of a man and less of a boy.

I would advise you to stay away from me for the next couple of days, weeks, months or quite possibly for the rest of the year.

Thanks for your time. Stop wasting mine. You annoy me. Grow up and stop acting like your name.


As Always,
D.