Danabelle in Pretty Friggin' Sore Shorts

So...

Earlier tonight, on my way down from the office, I slipped and fell on my butt.

Yeah... It's pretty friggin' sore until now.

Oh and before you go and rant on and on about how this is all because of me and my love for super high heels... Let me stop you right there. I was wearing sandals. FLAT SANDALS.

Lampa lang talaga ako.

What can I say ... except for "Ouch. My butt hurts."?

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Weekend!

Can you believe just how fast the weeks are going?

Tsk.

I'm hoping that I'll be able to work on my box this weekend. I'm thinking a visit to Ace Hardware is in order. I needs to get some hinges and tiny little nails.

...And buttons! Yeah, you can never have enough of those.

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This morning, I thought I left my iPod somewhere, and I felt like I was naked.

Literally. Naked. I mean, I was probably blushing, because I felt naked... without an iPod.

Thankfully, I found it in the pocket of my bag.

Funnily enough... Right in the middle of the day, I just couldn't stand my bra anymore. It just didn't fit right. Oh and before you start with any fat jokes, no it wasn't too tight, on the contrary it felt kind of loose, which is sad, actually. The one place where I need weight on... I mean, c'mon, can't a girl just get a break around here?! ...Aaaanyway, my bra didn't fit right, so right in the middle of the day, and I didn't even bother stepping into the bathroom... I just did the bra manoeuvre. Right there. In my workstation. Yes. I. Did. That. No, there were no people around... But still...

Seriously... I think I might need mental help. I mean, feeling obscenely naked without an iPod and feeling the need to remove your bra in the middle of the workday is not normal behavior.

But then again, when was I ever normal?

...And just like that I forgot the point of this short.

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I thought about you this morning.

And I still don't understand.

I mean you just don't seem like the kind of person who would just act like that.

...And after all these years, you would think that...

Do you hate me, is that it?

Do you want me to hate you?

Well, you know what? I would hate you... But I don't see the point.

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Oooh this morning, a guy passed by our office, he looked decent enough, but then he started to stink up the whole office.

Eeek.

Anyway, he was selling books. I feel mildly sympathetic towards people who sell books or encyclopedias or whatever. I mean, that's tough work. Could you imagine knocking on door after door after door...? And being turned away a lot of the time. Tsk.

Good thing, I never have any money on me. Otherwise, I'd probably have a library of atlases and encyclopedias. Good grief.

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Oooh. Eclipse is turning out to be interesting.

I'm halfway through. This one's fun, 'cause it's starting to establish the backgrounds and histories of both sides.

I'm thinking it's a little late to establish backgrounds now, but it's kept my interest thus far, so yayyy for that.

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Oooh! Oooh! So yesterday we watched "Kiss the Bride". Hella old, I know. And hella terrible reviews, but it was so funny.

Homophobes might wanna skip this one, though, 'cause it's a little graphic. Haha.

But it was so absurd and stupid and so funny. It's nice to be able to just watch stupid movies like that. It's a great break.

I especially love Tori's line where she says, "I love gay men. I adore gay men. If I had a penis, I would be a gay man."

LOL.

Sounds like something I would say. Hahaha.

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E: Honestly? May feelings ka parin ba ngayon?
D: I think I built him up in my mind. And that I was just young, but never really in love.
E: Oh but I think you were. First love never dies daw.
D: Well, there are times na naiiyak parin ako. Like ngayon. Naiiyak ako.
E: Sorry pinakwento ko pa kasi.
D: Ok lang yun, no. There's no need to be sorry. I want to be desensitized to this na rin.

It's like when you watch a sad movie for the first time and it made you cry, but then everytime you watch it you cry less and less. ...Of course, most movies are make-believe... But then who knows, right? I mean the ones that made us cry might just as well have happened to someone for real, so I'm still hoping that that's what will happen eventually.

That it won't feel as pretty friggin' sore as the previous time, until finally, I won't feel a thing. And it'll just be like every other story.

What can I say? ...Lampa lang talaga siguro ang puso ko.

Oh well.

Kissy kissy. :)