Maybe it was when I was eight years old and I begged my mom to give me her camera and then Annie & I started to take pictures around the block in Maadi and for the next following months I started taking pictures of everything until my Dad begged me to stop because I was wasting film. Maybe it was when I begged for a Polaroid when I was eleven years old. Maybe it was when I decided to study photography when I was thirteen years old and got my first SLR at the same time. Maybe it was because I've lost so many photographs from moving from place to place. I really can't find that defining moment. I guess I kind of just fell into it, like it was meant to happen.
And although after more than a decade I still don't know why I've decided to fall in love with photography, I've learned and found out the reasons why NOT to be a photographer and here they are -
The TopTenUnreasonable Reasons
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1. You want to be famous or fah-mous (fabulously famous)!
If it was hard back when we are all using expensive film, it's harder now that it's all digital cheap. Anyone and everyone can just pick up a camera, shoot, delete, shoot, delete... If you think you're camera is going to be your ticket to the magic red-carpet ride of rubbing elbows with the elite, you've got another one comin'.
2. You want to take photos of HOT CHICKS!
...or if you're married, you want to photos of hot chicks and have your wife's consent, all in the name of art. If this is your reason... Put the friggin' camera down and jack off.
3. You want to be rich... FAST!
Just like any other job, you're going to have to work hard, to earn the big bucks. Maybe even harder with all that great competition out there.
4. You think it's cool!
Sorry to burst your bubble, buster. Kahit D3 or MarkChuvaChuva or kahit pa Leica Kemerloo ang hawak mo, kung hindi ka cool, hindi ka cool. Kahit pa may karag karag kang large-format na di gulong, hindi parin. Hindi, hindi, hindeeeeeeeeeee.
5. You want R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
...find out what it means to me. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you'll never know how it feels like to be direspected, until you've become a photographer... So if you think that people will respect you more because you're holding a camera. Not gonna happen.
6. Your friends or family are into it.
Do it, because you like it... Not because everyone else does.
7. You think it'll give you happiness.
...and that's true, but it will also give you a ton of disappointment and you have to be ready to deal with that.
8. You want to know everything so you can be above it all because of your newfound knowledge.
Photography is a learning process. You will never fully know everything, something new will always, ALWAYS come up.
9. You want to be that big shot who takes radtacular photos.
This is where #7 will kick in.
10. You think it'll help you take better self-portraits.
Photography can't fix what nature intended. Kung panget ka, panget ka. PANGET.
hahaha.. agree. kung panget ka, wag ka na magpapicture. magpakabait ka na lang. :D
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Natawa naman ako dun sa "magpakabait" na hirit. Blahahaha.
ReplyDeletegaling ah hung 1, 2, 3, at 10 ang reason ko nyhahahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha.
ReplyDeleteIbaba mo na yang camera mo.
Ibigay mo nalang kay Grace.
Bwahahaha.
Joke lang. Labyu.
hahahaha,kulit.."kung panget ka, wag ka na magpapicture. magpakabait ka na lang"pwde ko bang gawin shoutout to?LMFAO!
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ReplyDeleteAstig yan si Grace, eh no? Panalo! LMAO.
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ReplyDeleteang rason ko kasi para sa ART
Sure ka? Hindi ba PORN?
ReplyDeletei soooooo agree!
ReplyDeletenyehehe. sige lang te. :D
ReplyDeleteAlternative sa No.2
ReplyDelete2. Para makapag shoot na ng porn. e ano pa ba. (ammiininn)
Bwahahaha. Ano pa nga ba?! Blahahaha.
ReplyDelete"10. You think it'll help you take better self-portraits."
ReplyDeletepagiging panget ay art.
hihihi...ang daming continuation ah....ako hindi ko na matandaan kung kelan ko nahiligan ang potograpiya...pero bata pa lang ako....ng naglalaro ng piko at patintero sa labas ang mga kaedad ko....camera na ang tangan tangan ko....kaya masaya ako ng nakilala kita/ko kayo....marami akong natutunan lalo...sa mga pinagsama sama niyong tips at matiyagang pagtuturo.....haylabyou ko kayong lahat!
ReplyDeletesino po ba ang magaabuloy ng camera sa amin ni grace?
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, #2 lang naman ang continuation dito. LOL.
ReplyDelete:) Haylabyou ka namin, Ice.
number 2 ako.. number 2.. bwaaaahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahah
ReplyDeleteahem.. hindi pa pala tapos un...
anyway, ayos lahat, sumasangayon ako sa blog na ito... :)
Bwahahaha.
ReplyDeleteMeron pa Dear Jumbo Hotdog... Diba?
Blahahaha.
ituloy na ang jumbo hotdog para buhay ulit ang multiply...at paki EVERYONE po...ahihihihi, mga maldita ang step sisters....anjan na ba ang mami ko?
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Gusto mo yung HOTDOG i-for everyone ko na?
ReplyDeleteUu. Andito na. Blahahaha.
ReplyDeletesige para magkaalaman na
ReplyDeleteeh wala yong reason ko sa taas... pwede magdagdag? ART - if you dont know how to draw and your imagination is pregnant... try photography para ma-express mo what's on your mind and magkakaron ka pa ng identity kahit papano. FALLBACK - when i retire, i'll have my own studio. may tripod naman at remote kaya no worries on camera shake pag pasmado na kamay ko after 20 years.o sya mamaya ulit kasi dinner kami ni sweetie... hello dana... hello ice... hello dox... hello all!!! mwah! mwah!
ReplyDeleteHi Carla! Bon appetit, mon ami. :D Hihihi.
ReplyDeletehello ms. carla!!!!!
ReplyDeletesinister ka talaga! sinister!!! yung number 2 pa naman ang dahilan ko. huhuhu.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Yes. Sinister nga. LMAO.
ReplyDeletemagandang sinister naman, di ba?
ReplyDelete...Sana...
ReplyDeletesana? hindi ba?
ReplyDeleteHindi eh. LOL.
ReplyDeleteoo sige maganda nga ang sinister....pero mas maganda pa rin at wala nang tatalo sa binrother......
ReplyDeleteoist...may gagawa ng ibang account para makapagview ng malaya sa mga posts/blogs mo/ko...
ReplyDeleteuyyyyyy guuuurrrrllll....(a la dox)..uwi na ako ha....baka hindi ako makapagnet sa bahay...putol ang connection hindi ko pa nababayaran....walang time at andalusya....babush!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Gagawa ng ibang account. Panalo! LMAO.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight girl. Luvya!
nyeheheheh.. onga.. sino nga kaya..
ReplyDeleteporn porn bakit ganun ano bang masama sa porn......
ReplyDeletenapapakinabangan naman un ng mga cheerers ah
Loka loka! Kawawa naman kaming mga pangit. Hmp!
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeletePorno is art and being pangit is art .. ay basta! aliw ako sa blog mo!!! Tumpak!!!!
ReplyDeleteNapa-isip ako bigla eh. Bwahahaha. POMPOM. Lichi. Uy, sundo mo ako bukas. :(
ReplyDeleteEhhh... Gwapo ka naman eh ano naman ngayon?
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha.
ReplyDeletean lufet magpa humble nito. kung may itsura lang siguro ako na katulad ng sayo, napasagot ko na siguro lahat ng gusto kong babae dito sa mundo. o ha!!!
ReplyDeletesa akin lng po.
ReplyDeletenag start: mahilig akong tuingin ng picture kahit noong bata p ako....pero nasa isp k n yun na pano ito ginagawa...nang malaman ko n camera pala nag ka intrest ako na makasilip man lng sa camera.may camera kmi pero hindi ko man lng mahawan(yung malpad na mhaba)...ksi magagalit ang tatay ko.
hang viewing lng ako at drawing ...sipi sa magazine para idrawing....hanggang sa focus ako sa drawing hanggang sa magkakulay ang gawa ko...then reaistic drawing hanngang sa natutunan ko ang cropping gamit ang dalawang angle...
2nd year highskul- may gift sa akin ang pinsan ng lola ko...kodak camera de-film
tapos may napicturan akong bata na nakatalikod nakaharap sa lawa...tapos sinali ko sa kontest sa skul..at ayun nanalo nmn.then may nagsanla sa akin ng camera zenit yun SLR. .
diko talaga alam ang itrest ko sa camera......ang alam ko ay to preserve and docu lahat ng nakikita ko at nararamdman...at yung mga literal sa ganda o panget man.
gaya ng painting....sketch pad at canvas ang tapunan ko lahat ng ns utak ko....ngayon tapunan n rin ng basura gaya ng mix media ko.
dati kaya gusto ko ng camera ay para di na ko mahirapan maghanap ng picture na kokopyahan ng drawing or ikokomposisyon.pero yun pala pagkatapos mong masipat at idevelope nabubuo na ang pagkakuntento ko...sabi ko..masya na ko masaya nako n mkita ang likha kong laawan....at ayun may nanghihiram at nagpapapicture sa akin ng mga konsep nila na gustong ipinta.khit ako rin nmn ang ilan sa mgapainting ko lalo pag realistic gusto ko ay may reference.
Pero hanggang hanggang ngayon ay di ko itinuturing ang sarili ko na ganap na Photographer.....ARTIST LANG TALAGA KO...minsan sabi ko at bigkas din ng ilan ay artist phptographer....OO ang ARTIST ay ang mismong tawag sa gumagawa ng ART at gumagamit ng iba ibang media....
pero ang totoo ay di nmn ako matalino puros show lng ang alam ko or visual...pero ang kaloob sa akin...di nya binigay o itinulot na makumpleto gaya ng iba...pero kahit nmn sino ay di rin kumpleto...
haba na nito at parang ala nmn kwenta....reason lng nmn ang usapan kung saan n napunta...
reason ko is - to documents and preserve
kung sumikat man ako at kung ano pa ang matamo ko yan ay di ko na plano...kusa n lng yan at kung karapat dapat.
basat kung anuman ang reason...importante ay nasa puso ang lahat.
japs
hindi pwede sa hotdog? nyaahahahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeletepeace..
sangayon ako sa inyo papajaps.. ikaw ay tunay na artist..
ReplyDeleteMabuhay ka Haring Japat.
ReplyDeleteIsa kang tunay na artist.
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ReplyDeleteAnubeh?
Bagong topic naman. Nags-sawa na ako sa hotdog.
ano naman ang gusto mo topic? latigo?? =)) bwaahhahaha
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Pwede Pigrolac... They called me up na eh. Di ko alam kung kukunin ko... Malaki-laki narin ang bayad. Oh and yes... Nagpapabayad ako...
ReplyDelete...May nagbabayad naman. For hobbyist purposes.
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ReplyDeletenatawa ako dito... nyeta.. langya ka..
naiihi na tuloy ako!!! bwaaaaaaaahahahhahahaha
Kawi-wiwi mo lang ah. Wiwi ulet???
ReplyDeleteAnuvey? LMAO.
hindi lang ako....marami kami...ksama kayo dun....lalo na kung masaya namn kayo sa ginagawa nyo.....sure naman na nag eenjoy ang bawat isa....
ReplyDeletejaps
yanong lalim nuun kasamang japs.... totoong artist ka nga....
ReplyDeleteako kasi nageenjoy lang ako... kung may nakagusto sa mga kuha ko bonus na yun...
muka lang mamalim pero hindi yan...nagkataon lng na yan ang way ng paliwanag ko di ko kayang ikliam o oksian....di kaya ng isang pangungusap lang dahil di ako makuntento....,mabuhay ka ksamang sed! salamat
ReplyDeletejaps
hehe.. its fun reading your blog!! =D
ReplyDeleteThanks. :)
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