Mondays' Mimi Monologues - Ewww. Baket mo kinakain ang ulo ng Shrimp?

Have any of y'all seen Inang Yaya? The kiddies in there were so cute and they were eating shrimp and I don't really have the patience to explain the whole thing to you so just go watch it.

Anyway, Seafood is just utterly delectable, or so I'm told... I'm a vagina, I don't really know how things taste like, and I wouldn't want to know really. I mean, c'mon, really... Think of the things that I get to encounter. I just don't want to know. I don't want to know!

Funny thing about seafood though, shrimp in particular, oh and crabs. Ok, so let's just say shellfish in general. The scent just stays, doesn't it? Goodness. On your hands... You wash and wash and wash and it's still just there. You try lemon, alchohol, and everything you can get your hands on and that shrimpy scent trail is still friggin' there. It's infuriating...

Of course, that's not the only place where the scent trail stays... It stays in your system, too.

Catch of the Day

If I didn't love Danabelle so darn much I would ask her to stop eating shrimp. For my sake... I mean I can't really defend myself and tell people that, "Hey, it's not me. Danabelle ate shrimp. I washed 15 times today and it's not going... I tried alchohol (ouch) and lemon (kinda itchy I gotta say.) and nothing. I still smell like shrimp because she ate shrimp!". It's just so hard being a vagina sometimes... The things you have to go through. Goodness me.

Oh and guess what Danabelle's having for lunch today? Tsk.

Mmmm... Smell me.

There goes my playdate with Princess Sofia. Sigh.