TopTenTuesday - The Friendship Store

"Go shawtee, it's your birthday... We gonna party like it's your birthday..."

My birthday is in two weeks and so to celebrate, I've decided to once again sell my friendship... Yes! You read right. I am selling my friendship again! Meaning, you, yes you, can now breathe easy knowing that we'll be BFFs (Best Friends Forever) and that I will never ever disparage, degrade, and/or mock you in front of the general public...

To avail of this special offer, you may buy my friendship by giving me any of the following items:

1. An all expenses paid trip back to the islands with a stop over in Hong Kong, accomodation in HK Disneyland Hotel for 7 nights... Preferably sometime around Fashion Week.

Price: Approx. Hella expensive, but affordable, kasi you want to be my friend, diba? Haha.

2.
EuroDisney. 2 - 4 weeks. All expenses paid.

Price: Approx. Hella hella expensive. But that's the price of friendship nowadays... Actually that's even cheap, compared to #3.

3.
A decent cottage in Provence, preferably with a lavender field (measured in acres. ACRES.).

Price: Approx. Aw hell naw... Haha.

4.
Trip to SoCal!!! ...What? I can sense your judgment through my computer. Shut up. Is it my fault that he's adorable? I can't help myself if he's going to be that cute. Haha.

Price: Approx. IDK.

5.
Fullframe lovin', baybee. Come to Mamma. Haha.

Price: Approx. AED20k+

6.
Mmmm. Yummy new cameruuuhhh. Gimme it.

Price: AED8k

7.
Mmmm... Also new camerruuhh. Yummy autofocus.

Price: AED4k

8.
Yummy yummy laftaf... Laffytaffy goodness. No more viruses. No more kabussettness. Just the spinning beachball of death, but I can take that, I promise.

Price: AED I actually haven't checked yet and am in no mood too.

9.
Charmbracelet. I love love love charmbracelets. Especially if it comes in in a blue box.

10.
Frey Wille accessories. Unfortunately, the Gustav Klimt Homage is no longer available. But I'll settle for the Hundertwasser Homage and the Sphinx series, those were cute. I'll accept square and rectangular pendants and the Diva, Wide, and Ultra bangles. While you're at it, if you're getting me a Hundertwasser Homage, get me an apartment in Wien preferably in the Hundertwasser Haus or you could like get me a penthouse or something... Ersten Bezirk bitte. Danke.


Price: Approx. IDK. LOL.

So there you go. Happy shopping, kids.


Note: Photos courtesy of Google Images except for the last two.