Pfsht pfsht.

I'm a doll and she's a minx
I love her, but I'm made of sticks
She wore black, 5'9 in height
She would always win the fight


Pfsht, pfsht
She sprayed me down, pfsht pfsht
That awful sound, pfsht pfsht
My baby sprayed me down


Seasons came and changed the time
Still made of wood, I called her mine
She would always laugh and say,
"Remember when we used to play

Pfsht pfsht.
I sprayed you down, pfsht pfsht
You hit the ground, pfsht pfsht
That awful sound, pfsht pfsht
I silver sprayed you down"


She took some snaps to put in her blog
As I lay there just like a log

Now she's gone, waiting for me to dry
From the paint fumes, she's kind of high
Lakas mag-trip ni Danabelle
Now I kind of look like silverbells

Pfsht pfsht.
She sprayed me down, pfsht pfsht
I hit the ground, pfsht pfsht
That awful sound, pfsht pfsht
My baby sprayed me down

No. Don't worry. That's not Gerald Doll. That's some other guy I need a name for.
Yes. The Fraud aka Me has decided to branch out.
And lastly, yes. You can help me name the doll.

Toodles!