Monday, June 2, 2008

Mondays' Mimi Monologues - Independence

Being a vagina, I don't really know much about independence. I mean, I'm connected to a person who sometimes does not even have the time to give me the proper care that I deserve. Of course, I don't have a choice. I can't just leave whenever I wanted to. And even if I had the choice to leave, I don't know if I would want to... Think about it. A walking, blogging vagina on the loose, is really not going to go far.

What would I do? Blog for a living? And how would I get where I wanted to go? I suppose I could flop my way all over town, but goodness that's no way to live. How would I defend myself from wandering penises? ...Not that I actually know of any penises wandering across town. Although, I do know many men who actually look and act like penises...

The point is...

I have no point. I just thought it be fun to have you guys imagine girl & boy parts running around the city...

What?

It's funny.

13 comments:

  1. kaw lang nag compose neto or copy and paste lang?

    what is "vagina"?

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  2. Pepe. Pekpek. Pukengkay. Keeks. Vajayjay. Bajingo. Pooks. Paduday. Flower.

    Copy and paste lang yan, Badong.

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  3. ay, bad.
    tumbong kita ta mama ko. bata pa ko eh...
    ang halay ng mga theme ngayon...

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  4. Bwahahaha.

    Mahalay ba.

    Bwahahaha.

    Wala akong sinabi.

    iQuiet.

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  5. i can see mimi instead of sarah jessica parker on the opening credits of sex and the city. LOL.

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  6. flopping then suddenly soaked with street water. hahaha.

    oh hairy goodness!

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