Danabelle in Comical Shorts

Yesterday's shorts were too seeruss. Tsk.

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Does drinking in Oman count as rebellion, too? 'Cause if it does then I'm like a badass. LOL.


Blahahaha. I heart glamour pig!!! I heart it!


Blahahaha. I wonder if I'll be like this when I'm old old old...

Drew & Natalie Dee must be laughing their asses off like all the time. Haha. All of the above illustrations are from their comics...

www.toothpastefordinner.com - Drew's
www.nataliedee.com - Natalie's
www.marriedtothesea.com - Natalie's & Drew's

Ain't that cute? They even have a joint comic. I want a joint comic. Of course, to have that I would need to know how to draw. And then I'd need a husband to have the joint comic with...

Why does everything have to be so comp-lee-cay-tuhd?

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Speaking of comp-lee-cay-shee-yowns...

Spite.

No, my dyslexic friend, not the soda.

Spite. Spiteful. Spitefulnessment. LOL.

Have you ever had that feeling where you know that someone is just naturally spiteful... And not just in general, but their spite is actually directed to you. Whether they know it or not.

Do you get what I'm talking about?

No?

Really?

Ok, allow me to explain...

<insert long winded rant about spiteful people who don't know that they're spiteful and that their spite is directed specifically at you, because of a couple million reasons or what not...>

Yeah, and no... I'm not paranoid. It is what it is. Pfsh.

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I still can't stop listening to "I'm yours" by Jason Mraz. It's so friggin' awesome!

Lovelovelovelovelove.

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24.

I know that doesn't seem old. And a lot of other women older than me would probably want to whack me over the head for being hella freaked out by that number.

My mom met my dad when she was 24. And here I am, about to turn 24, and I've yet to meet that guy who will father my children and I feel like I'm never gonna. It kinda sucks to be me right now.

And no, don't even try to console me. Nothing you say is going to make me feel better...

Unless of course you're a brutally hot guy saying, "I love you and I would like to spend the rest of my life making sweet hot love to you. Oh and I promise to take care of you and our babies, too. Kthxbye."

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With reference to the earlier short, I never thought I would be in this position... Because, I always thought I'd get married really really really early because I'm slutaciously slutacular and also because I always thought I'd be too proud to actually admit it.

Well, here I am in all of my wrongly wrongness admitting that I was wrong.

I'm wrong.

Bow.

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Oh, here's a story...

In 2006, my bffae showed me a link to Fernwood Gardens. I, in turn, sent them an email just to inquire...

-----Original Message-----
From: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Sent: Monday, April 17, 2006 11:45 AM
To: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Subject: Fernwood Garden

Hello! Attached herewith is the quotation of Fernwood Gardens, for further inquiries, please feel free to e-mail me back. Have a nice day!

Regards!
Lala Sy

-----Original Message-----
From: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Sent: Monday, April 17, 2006 2:38 PM
To: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Subject: Fernwood Garden

Hi Lala,

Thanks for your reply. Just a few more questions, in the quotation that you sent the prices for AM and PM are different - would PM be from 12:00 noon onwards or the later in the afternoon? Also, if I needed the venue at say June or July of next year, how early should I start to book the place and what do you require from me to hold the venue for the said date? Also, do you have an in-house florist?

Your prompt response would be highly appreciated.


Thanks & Regards,
Danabelle

-----Original Message-----
From: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2006 7:21 AM
To: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Subject: Fernwood Garden

Hello! am function is from 9am-2pm while pm functions from 6pm-11pm, kindly give me ur prefered dates for june and july so i could check it from our booking schedule, for confirmation of function date, we require 50% of the total guaranteed cost, the remaining balance must be settled 3 months prior to wedding date.


Thanx!


Lala

-----Original Message-----
From: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Sent: Monday, May 01, 2006 2:46 PM
To: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Subject: RE: Fernwood Garden

Hi Kamusta po? do you already have your date? I hope you will still keep in touch...Have a nice day!


lala Sy
mobile no. 0917-8049150

-----Original Message-----
From: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Sent: Monday, May 01, 2006 06:00 PM
To: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Subject: Fernwood Garden

Hi Lala,

I'm sorry that it took me long to reply, I'd gone on vacation and to tell you the truth, I'm still contemplating on the dates. July 7, 2007 seems good though, but I'm also thinking about June 18, 2007 (same as my birthday). Can you please check the availability for Venue 2, A.M. on those dates? Also, you didn't get back to me regarding the in-house florist? Do I have to bring my own decorator or do you have someone who does it for extra cost?

Have a wonderful day. TC & GB!


BR,
Danabelle

-----Original Message-----
From: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Sent: Monday, May 02, 2006 8:16 AM
To: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Subject: RE: Fernwood Garden

All dates for venue 2 is still available for the morning function, in regards to your inquiry about florists, we have an in-house florist for the chapel but for the reception, you may bring your own if you have a prefered florist, but my recommendation would be for you to avail the package for flowers of caterers. Hoping for your decision asap, we will be giving out 5% discount on the Fair date on May 5 and 6 at eastwood, Libis.


Thank you!

Lala Sy

-----Original Message-----
From: dgutierrez@mafgroup.ae
Sent: Monday, May 02, 2006 12:01 PM
To: lala@fernwoodgarden.com [mailto:lala@fernwoodgarden.com]
Subject: Fernwood Garden

Lovely! Thank you very much for your help. One last question, Lala. Do you have an in-house groom? As I am still looking for one, your assistance would be highly appreciated.


BR,
Danabelle

Sadly, she didn't reply after that...

LMAO.

I made the last email up. But the rest of it is true. I shite you not. I'll even forward you the email if you don't believe me.

Sigh.

What do you do with girls like me?

Toodles!